Augie, Jaeger, Otto: three maniacs that own me.

"They could be out in two years." Family members of victims speak out over plea deal for mass shooters who kiIIed 4 and injured 25 in Alabama. The 5 men were sentenced to just 5 years with credit for time served. The DA for the case was Mike Segrest and the judge was Steve Perryman.

Ontario doctors are under orders to lie on your death certificate. Not shade the truth. Lie. Here it is. Official. In writing. From the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario. "The illness, disease or disability leading to the request for MAID is to be recorded as the cause of death. The certificate cannot include any reference to MAID or the medications administered." Source: CPSO: Medical Certificates of Death in the MAID Context

Here’s an internal medicine program in Massachusetts putting India first. 25 of 26 of residents are from foreign countries. 22 of 25 are from India. India has a severe physician shortage - why are they sending their talent to America?

Here is why you shouldn’t trust Islamic sources in English, they whitewash what is written in Arabic. Nor should you trust those who studied the Middle East or Islam in English, as they were taught using these whitewashed resources. Last November, The Arab American News, which also publishes in Arabic as Alwatan, celebrated Muslim election victories with the assimilation-friendly phrase “HISTORIC ELECTIONS.” In Arabic, it was فتوحات انتخابية, “Electoral Futuhat.” Futuhat is not a neutral Arabic word for “victories.” It is the term Muslims have used for fourteen centuries to describe the Islamic military conquests that spread Islam from Arabia to Spain to India. To the American public it projected integration. To the ummah it signaled triumph. Just like the translation of the Quran, Hadith Books, Islamic history books, Al Jazeera’s news, political reports, and promises, it’s all lies and deception.

Meet the former Michigan Democratic Party Treasurer. A judge found that she's been stealing from an 87-year-old woman who was braindead. The woman passed... and yet the account was still being used. Now it's all coming out. "This isn’t just theft — it’s the kind of fraud that makes people lose faith in humanity.” THIS is the Democrat party of 2026, folks. REPOST for exposure! #thinblueline #lawenforcement

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

Taxpayers and billionaire philanthropists have spent around $1 billion on “violence interrupter” programs in Chicago over the past decade. The backers include some of the biggest names in politics and business, like Laurene Powell Jobs, the widow of Steve Jobs, and Governor J.B. Pritzker. There’s just a few problems—@Olivia_Reingold found more than two dozen instances of violence interrupters getting arrested, including a murder charge.

Here is yet another example of Americans last

🇺🇸 2028 Presidential Election - Who gets your vote?

A Russian military recruiter showing off his drone piloting skills to a classroom

Little dude delivers a wicked uppercut!

I'm Sorry, But The Fed Has Run Out Of Road zerohedge.com/markets/im-sor…

@C_Midd99 @SirSimonClarke @peanut_astro But they are still there? Collecting water? So what is your point?

@SirSimonClarke @peanut_astro Reports indicate that water companies have sold off at least 25 reservoirs since privatization in the late 1980s.

Britain last built a major reservoir in 1992. Our population has risen 13 million since then. The result…

Jingang is a South Korean ranch horse famous for dramatic scenes that look like something out of a movie, but they are actually a self-taught habit he developed to avoid work. When approached for work, he voluntarily collapses, closes his eyes, and hangs his tongue out, only to spring back to life once the rider leaves. He either figured out that if he lies down, people will stop trying to ride him or something is terribly wrong with him. 😂

@K9Garm @RobMaho84532095 Kentucky is about to have a new KING!

Here are the results our "Chonk Lord o'The Woods" weekly weigh- in for 16 weeks old. 34% of you guessed under 55.5 lbs and you were correct. His official weight today is 55 lbs! Grats to @RobMaho84532095 you took a guess were so close at 54.9!

The car that effortlessly extends to whichever way you like it...🤌🏾🥰👌🏾

Opening day at Dodger Stadium: Two tickets in section 309: $818 Two hours in traffic: A part of your soul General parking: $45 Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup: $75 Two micheladas: $54 Two Dodger Dogs: $16 Peanuts: $7 Remembering why you don’t go to Dodger Stadium anymore: Priceless

@ShadesOfRani I hop this is not your house Rani!

Good Friday Morning, Tweeps! I like Tacos, too!