jordan

@arivrn my everything

what was the pop bible before we had thank u, next?

@camissrem @arivrn the my bestalbumvreything lashings??

@arivrn tankerous woman or even my everyfeature

@Ihavegotagrudge vampire - 38 days —————b-but guts flopped!!—— —————-🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓————- flop dead - 45 days 😭😭

Olivia's second singles and how many days it took them to get to 200M streams The cure — 44 days ---b-but i have 2B streams now--- ----beaten by a 5 min song---- Deja vu — 55 days

@eternal1te kiss me spunds like either love me harder or be my baby BOOKMARK

ranking petal songs before it comes out: 1. never get over me 2. nowhere, nobody 3. petal 4. freak 5. bad thing (bunny hop) 6. hate that i made you love me 7. stay 8. kiss me 9. big feelings 10. oh well 11. like i do 12. warning signs (interlude)

@lakoyonce_ @guiilltyasin 2018 vs 2026

@guiilltyasin pretty sure 3.6m more than 3.5m.. love them both but they don’t call you swiftards just cuz.. evermore wall breaking got y’all mad asf

some singles and their 23rd day on global spotify no tears left to cry (2018) - 3,587,471 —-you seem pretty hitless for a 82m debut— drop dead - 3,612,369 (2026) stupid song - 3,291,222 (2026)

@sunshinemoon__ byhrb love me harder be my baby

this or that day 1: my everything version

@verbucht @sunshinemoon__ love me harder and be my baby 😭😭

@sunshinemoon__ break free vs love me harder and one last time vs be my baby are diabolical

@petalsarianaa twitter used to have taste

sweetener vs thank u, next

@arianatorswildt be my baby

when i say best ariana grande song of all time you say…

break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored - Ariana Grande - First verse + Chorus

@Garou_MOTW00 @Mouse61267 @talkofartists when people like an album they buy it 😭😭

@ctrljordann @Mouse61267 @talkofartists Of course the trajectory is gonna be shifted from quality to charts. Go argue with a wall bby and move along.

Female artists and their most recent album score on Pitchfork:

@baby_eternally_ hi

I'm making a payola gc for arianators reply with "hi" if you want to get added ❤️

@MalachiSwift the drop desd and 34+35 sneak

rank these horrible songs

@Destiny_Warlox @wildklip Statistically white

@wildklip What race were they? Everybody wants to know…

A woman in tears after been invited to a 4th of July party by her son's best friend's mom but she was humiliated by them

@anguts_ praise the LORDDD HALLELUJAH JESUS

leaving twitter before petal release

@positionses dangerous woman my everything and yours truly

you can save only 3 of these b&w albums

@VaelisFox ?? I dont even listen to beyonce but i knew what this song was

please be rock

@becarefuIs U cant be a real fan

why is ariana trying to make the bun her brand like bro you’re known for the ponytail stop trying to be different oh my god im so MADDDDDDD

@Lywwvol3 @tris_zalana Ctrl hasnt left since it debuted u would know if u were a real camper

@tris_zalana Didnt ctrl also re chart too?

SOS still not dropping out of the top 20 of Billboard 200 anytime soon like that is CRAZYYYYY to me

@grandeslivs Same thing with htimylm

im gagged that she's doing these numbers without radio, just imagine if her label pushed this song she would be doing 5M by now