David Relph

@talkSPORT Why listen to this fool of a player and an abomination of a supposed broadcaster. Clueless and thick as fuck

🔥 "Recruitment has been an absolute disaster." 🤔 "Hayden Hackney?" 🤬 "I think you're being a snob." Jamie O'Hara and Alex Crook go back and forth over Spurs' summer rebuild under Roberto De Zerbi.

@nicowizzyikenna You sound like ai

@davidrelph75 I understand that Morgan Whittaker did not play well against #hcafc and there are still had some games where he played well

Morgan Whittaker is a standout player for Middlesbrough this season. 14 goals in all competitions for the English winger. He might just be on the move to a bigger team if #Boro fail to secure Premier League promotion. Morgan has never played in the Premier League before. #UTB

@nicowizzyikenna Mate, you don’t have a fucking clue

@nicowizzyikenna I’m 51 mate, I certainly do and I go back to Gary Parkinson and Gary Hamilton who you won’t have a clue about so don’t patronise me

@davidrelph75 I put a lot of things into consideration before writing. I have known #Boro since the days of Yakubu Aiyegbeni and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbiank. I guess u don't know these ex players.

@JamesMac_Fit I take my lad fishing, phones only allowed to take a photo when we catch something

Dads... I need your advice. As a young dad myself, I’m genuinely worried about my son growing up addicted to screens, phones, games, etc. It feels like EVERYTHING is designed to grab their attention these days. So I want to ask: - How do you actually manage screen time in your house? - What’s worked for you? - What’s failed? Would appreciate real answers from people who’ve been there 🤝

@GraemeBandeira @SimonPobble @peelmeister Gutted I missed it this weekend even tho we lost but had to look after my lad and Dad. Hopefully next season is more fruitful

@SimonPobble @peelmeister Absolutely mate!

Football for me is about memories, not results. I’m sure many will disagree but when you are sharing experiences like we’ve just had in London you never want it to end. Met so many cool people in the last few days intent on having a good time irrespective of the outcome. UTFB 💪

@Rational_Rich You fucking know it pal

@davidrelph75 The wit and wisdom of David Relph.

Look at the #boro fans here. In our seats. Hands on heads. Karma. Lovely stuff #saintsfc

@NotYlla Imagine being a southern cunt 🙈

Imagine sitting on a boiling hot coach all the way back to that shithole 🤣🤣🤣 #boro #SaintsFC

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 🤣 me too

@davidrelph75 @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Very true David, banter can sometimes as you say go to far and apologies if I overstepped the mark 👍🏻 nonetheless, in the most polite way possible, I hope we smash you next season ❤️

Middlesbrough fans at Trafalgar Square this evening #Boro #UTB

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Ta. All the best for next season, football banter can get carried away sometimes and I’m guilty of it! Bet you any money we play you first game in August

@davidrelph75 @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 I am sorry to hear that David and wish you and your Dad the best 👌🏻

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 I wasn’t there. I watched at home with my 81 yr old dad who has Alzheimer’s and vascular dementia. We were beat fairly on the day………fairly

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Hello Craig

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 🤣🤣

@davidrelph75 @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Nothing wrong with a cheetah!

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 What about cheetahs?

@davidrelph75 @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Good to know! Give yourself a good clean before the game tomorrow and remember pigeons taste different to chicken 👍🏻

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Giusepeprofaci @FBAwayDays

@davidrelph75 @FBAwayDays Enjoy it while it lasts, child.

Middlesbrough fan on the train on his way to Wembley, dressed for the occasion… 🤣👏

@Giusepeprofaci @FBAwayDays Wouldn’t you like to know 🤣🤣

@davidrelph75 @FBAwayDays You must have a very, very, boring life.

@craigthesaint @BoroSniper77 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 Trust me Craig, you aren’t missed

@BoroSniper77 @davidrelph75 @LdKjCj @Awaydays23 You lot are mental hanging round a public plaza! Right party animals 👍🏻 can't believe that's what I have missed out on!