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When two last borns get married 😂

It becomes stronger as you get closer to the toilet or when you’re looking for your keys to enter the house.😭😭😂😂😂

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me. Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.

The groom surprised his bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 💍❤️

He didn’t just marry her, he embraced her purpose too. That’s rare

Omo all this northern protein consultants no get crusted smoked proteins of 1k again o

Farm city deaconess dey charge me 70k for only praise, no be even praise and worship. omo make i go buy anointing oil watch online church program

Umbrella Academy nearly stop me for road today.

Jehovah witness??😭😭

white walkers wan stop me for road, thank god say na my Dothraki horse man carry me.

Rain don stop, make I quickly enter wilderness go find terrestrial shrimp wey I go use chop this concoction

Skill issues lol. Before you warm am today, get a container filled with little water, pour the beans inside, rinse am again like you just wan cook am. Pour am back inside the pot, put half cup of red oil, half maggi, sprinkle salt if needed, rewarm on low heat. This way you can enjoy it for another 3 days or more.

If i warm this beans again e go turn Chocolate

even if we die and religion turns out to be cap, I still won't regret living as a Muslim

Trend don finish make i go arrange Aluminium for tony stark tomorrow

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“And it didn’t use to cut skin before o”

Realising you were right about someone or something after giving the benefit of the doubt, hurts different. There’s disappointment in both the person and yourself.

🚨 BREAKING: The UK Health Security Agency says MenB bacteria is the strain behind the meningitis outbreak in Kent Most teens are only vaccinated against MenACWY strains, not the MenB strain Only babies born after 2015 were offered the MenB vaccine on the NHS

When the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky the birds are😂