Andrew Depperman

The second I see “featuring Ice T.”

Pacing in between sets. Not to get hype, but because I’m trying to let out all these lil’ toots instead of ripping ass mid set.

Can’t wait to hit my mid 30’s and hop on TRT.

The parking garages are charging again. Knoxville is healing.

Jk. It’s my self control. My self control is the only thing keeping me from going Edge.

At this point, the only thing keeping me from going Edge is the occasional stimulant.

DATING HISTORY Perfect Queen

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Whenever Jessie and I go out, she always looks SO good, and I’m like “let me put on my best graphic tee real quick.”

I rest my case.

Nu-metal songs be like “Jesus Liked It Rough” by Sloppy Head or some shit.

The peak of Nu-Metal is easily some of the most offensive years in all of music history.

@Zero_Clark30 My TCGplayer cart is full of Edge Imp, Fluffal, and Frightfur rn 🥺

@deppermane I miss doing this in Fluffals

If I had a nickel for every person I talked to about the frog cards in Yugioh, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird it’s happened twice

@lessthanbobby @Zero_Clark30 Tasteful. Although I enjoy longer games (I.e. anything more than 2 turns).

@deppermane @Zero_Clark30 Frog Monarch OTK was my shit

@Zero_Clark30 As a Predaplant player, few things are as devastating as a card being ban for it’s abuse OUTSIDE of its archetype.

@deppermane Yeah I get why he’s banned in the OCG. At least if I ever build paper again, he’s TCG legal

When the reseller forgets to price gouge. ❤️

@anastatiaaa Damn. Guess sleeping like a corpse has its benefits. 😎

@lessthanbobby @themaysman First person probably went from “I think I have a pee fetish” to “I definitely have a pee fetish.”

@deppermane @themaysman Imagine the first mad lad going around sippen the forbidden nectar, knowing the difference between sweet and unsweetened weenie tea

@lessthanbobby @themaysman Imagine getting home after a long day of drinking piss.

@deppermane @themaysman You’re lying