seraph

i'm at a bar and they're letting me smoke inside

never again, but maybe like one more time if they text.

the creampie to no contact pipeline will kill you

well ritual sacrifice isn’t an exact science

if i ever sound extra insane on here it's probably because im not meeting some or all of my basic needs, namely sleeping/eating.

@egirlteeth lowkey it was a joke but i'm impressed by your dedication to your craft . however, no teeth for you

@despaird0ll link?

does anybunny wanna kiss

@PBAassociated lol

@despaird0ll I’ll have zero if ur topless for nine

@PBAassociated you could have zero

@despaird0ll I have 9 dollerz

@egirlteeth no sorry that's exclusive to my OnlyTeeth

@despaird0ll can we see your teeth first?

@PBAassociated sorry i thought we were naming things that aren't gonna happen

@PBAassociated send me $10k

The over-examined life ain't exactly a peach either let me tell u

u ever see oomfs tweets like ohhhh go see a psychiatrist immediately bro

you never know what someone is going through. they could be having a blast

are you guys feeling all of this weird stuff in your Heart too?

[meekly] is it ok if I persist

when i send them a song that explains how i feel and they don't respond

I go through all 5 stages of grief every two hours or something

There’s this cult in Russia who believe there’s one guy meditating alone in a hut in the woods 24/7 to make the world as bad as he possibly can because he believes if it gets bad enough God will be forced to talk to him.

who in the club begging for God to have mercy on their soul