*  𝕾𝙾͟𝙻͟𝙳͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁    𝕭𝐎͟𝐘

i taught 𝐡𝐞𝐫 how to /jerk/ off. 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 that 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲. flick the 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃. how to find that 𝖒𝖆𝖓 in the canoe

late nights.. the smell of cigar and whiskey. jazz music busting through the windows.

i feel nostalgic, don’t you?

can’t play around for a little bit?

doesn’t it? there’s so much you have missed. so many updates for me to give you.

damn right i do, boy scout.

fuck no, we look fucking amazin’. how do you even keep up with them?

and here i thought cat got your tongue . you looked cute when you didn't know what to say .

you may finish the sentence .

they treat us like we’re ancient. this generation is pathetic.

we were gods, ben. fucking gods. hm..

and i'm teasing you .

so ... you 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 me and my cats .

ha.. well shit. poor you.

... does that include timmy ?

everything meaning ... our vacation and the buttsex ?

that’s concerning. daddy issues?

... you did ?

hm.. your son is ….. unique.