@cryuntilyoucant@Skyemoder “Being a lesbian is piss. You tell a girl that she’s good looking/attractive and she says in return “coming from u👸”. I’m not saying that to be your friend, I’m saying that to have sex with you.”
front to back teamfighting in League of Legends is like sex
you're supposed to work through what's in front of you before you get to the back
it's a build up. there's an order to things.
you don't just flash past the frontline to hit the carry.
that's how you die in 5 seconds with nothing to show for it.
same thing in bed.
you don't skip straight to the end.
you work through what's in front of you first.
you build it up.
layer by layer.
step by step.
her neck before her chest.
her chest before her stomach.
her stomach before her thighs.
her thighs before everything else.
front to back.
you focus what's closest to you.
you're patient. you don't force it.
you let the fight develop.
you wait for the right moment to go deeper.
the best teamfights aren't the flashy ones where you dive the backline and maybe get a kill.
they're the clean ones. the patient ones.
where you deal with the frontline first and everything falls into place after.
one kill leads to the next. then the next. then the next. then the next.
you don't get all 5 by chasing all 5.
you get all 5 by being patient and letting them come to you one at a time.
same thing in bed.
rush it and you get nothing. build it right and everything falls.
one after another. until there's nothing left standing.
that's front to back.
some of you flash past 4 champions and die with zero kills.
some of you skip foreplay entirely and wonder why nothing lands the way you wanted.
same impatience. same empty results.
learn front to back.
Study the Saskio way