yoyo

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yoyo

@doomscroll____

parody account

Inscrit le Şubat 2017

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yoyo@doomscroll____·13 Tem

Oomf gave me milf yin yang tat

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yoyo@doomscroll____·8 Tem

I made a piece of art today

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yoyo@doomscroll____·3 Haz

DIY tattoo artist

machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix

what career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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yoyo@doomscroll____·20 May

@CGFOTY LMFAOOOOO

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Shawi@CGFOTY·20 May

Sent to my furniture delivery driver

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yoyo@doomscroll____·6 May

I wish there were walk-in dental cleanings

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yoyo@doomscroll____·5 May

@cyb0rf Thank god

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yoyo@doomscroll____·31 Mar

@CGFOTY LMAOOOOO

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Shawi@CGFOTY·30 Mar

Wasians this is why everyone HATES you btw

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yoyo@doomscroll____·26 Mar

@l0s3rmodem4a1 CONGRSTSSAS

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yoyo@doomscroll____·22 Mar

Lexapro I love you

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yoyo@doomscroll____·22 Mar

Sometimes you can tell by just looking at a man’s resting facial expression and posture that he’s still deeply enmeshed with his mother

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yoyo@doomscroll____·21 Mar

@CGFOTY Deep sigh..

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Shawi@CGFOTY·21 Mar

@doomscroll____ Beautiful aged chinese girls

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Shawi@CGFOTY·21 Mar

According to inside sources (26 year old) I’m giving 26-27 because of my demeanor and haircut so let’s fix that

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yoyo@doomscroll____·9 Mar

@coolestdudeyet @greedyandevil

QAM

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*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber*@coolestdudeyet·8 Mar

showing this picture to my barber as a reference

*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* tweet media

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yoyo@doomscroll____·9 Mar

Just thrifted so much vintage designer for $140 I love Taiwan

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yoyo@doomscroll____·9 Mar

@meekinheritor Ashwegandha

हिन्दी

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yoyo@doomscroll____·8 Mar

@DstanfordHenry Thanks Henry

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tonk, hold the honky@DstanfordHenry·7 Mar

Happy number 9!!

tonk, hold the honky@DstanfordHenry

Top 10 holidays: 1. The Ides of March 2. Halloween 3. Indigenous Peoples’ Day 4. NFL Draft 5. Shark Week 6. Lesbian Visibility Week 7. Anniversary of James Cook’s Death 8. College Football Rivalry Week 9. Women’s Day 10. Fat Bear Week

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yoyo@doomscroll____·8 Mar

My family is crazy but there is smth very healing about going somewhere where u can only interact with family or be completely alone for 2 weeks im being cleansed

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yoyo@doomscroll____·8 Mar

I always wanna get my shit back together whenever I go back to Taiwan

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yoyo@doomscroll____·8 Mar

Growing my eyebrows back out. Folio by Mac lipstick and glossier lip gloss in brown

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yoyo@doomscroll____·6 Mar

No I genuinely wonder if the cashiers at my local grocery store know me as the girl who comes in to buy just straight beef (and sometimes a green bean or a carrot) multiple times a week

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