Ed Culinary Review

what the fuck

I may or may not be hiding the arc of the covenenamt in the milk mchaeine either way nnone of you can see it..keep yoursticky little paws of

Feeling distressed about the recent cuisine, considering suspending my 2016 presidential campaign. FinchFans, any thoughts?

When is the lunar probe

When is thhe next lunar penumbral eclipse

I'll see you at the next penumbral lunar eclipse, Tofugo

The omens in today's casserole were promising, and if even for a fortnight, Tofugo is pissed off.

The croutons were a lustful disappointment #notthisbitch

catchin some major bovine spongiform encephalopathy from the tiny onions in the peas, it s a living !

holy beans this pizza is burnin a massive hidey hole in my gizzard #staywoke

another day hootin and hollerin and choking on a watermelon rind for our hero finchie-poo

been a good long while since I felt the cold sshaft of an Edmonson Creamy Icy Freeze Kone penetrate my irredeemable soul

gimme the beans boys and save my soul I wanna get lost in a silo of beans

put some mashed Taters on the bread and you got yourself a regular "spaceship to mars"

roasted turkey was chock fulla tumors and sent me cluckin and gobblin all the way to the hospice,

HOW GREAT THOU ART IS THE BEST LOVER BALLAD

Who covered my Ted Nugent albums in spicy ranch? Ffuck offf

(Lays face-down, exposing butt through ass-less Chaps, deep in a mosquito-infested bog) I will be thiqq in no time at all

Vague ass stink

I must needs find tthe pyromancers