Certainly a Here Hater🌹

decided that my p*rn star name would be Tiramisu cuz i’ve got those espresso-soaked lady fingers

@linguinida now,—

@GrantKlevgaard you can get on a bus, but damn if they’ll ever let you off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Flea. Coming 3/28. Pre-save: stv.lnk.to/flea

true love is sitting together in bed at 10:30 on a Sunday night listening to multiple different versions of “Come What May” from Moulin Rouge and ranking our favorites :’)

Publication of our 4th issue is currently delayed. We want to honor our writers work without taking space from important global events, such as the ongoing genocide in Gaza as well as other humanitarian crises. Please call your reps, donate, and amplify Palestinian voices.

@linguinida you’re sick in the head for this one, champ

is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

sorry, i’m under 25 and my brain is still developing, i’m not allowed to drink the lead pipe water🤧

@ingrid__ha we’re actually straight now, Clair’s my boyfriend and we have our two beautiful children in our trad nuclear family

Clair just tried to kiss me in the Chick-fil-A drive thru😇😍✌️

sometimes, Clair will play Minecraft in the other room and i’ll hear them cuss in frustration, but instead of having died and lost all their stuff to lava, it’s just because they accidentally made a stack of crafting tables for the 800th time and i love them for that

🎉🎉🎉 SAD GOOSE COOPERATIVE ISSUE 2: The Best Responses to 10 Terrible Prompts 🎉🎉🎉 is OUT RIGHT NOW sadgoosecoop.weebly.com/issue-2.html

the two genders: Recess and Spongebob

@WilldenClair @pickledbrawn my eternal hyperfixations (one of which i’m making you all watch for my birthday)

@pickledbrawn Themb

“i’m a Roadhog main” words i never thought i’d string together smh @WilldenClair is a bad influence😔

@vrickertsen “so that i know it’s 7:00” is the most insane reason for having an alarm, like what the fucccckkkkkkk

“ope gotta set my alarms :))) one for when you leave, one for 7am so that i know that it’s 7:00 and then one for when i actually get up at 9:00 :)))))))”

it’s a Christmas miracle! Greg the Leg!!!!! #SKOL

Happy birthday, Clair!!! I hope this was as wonderful a gift for you to publish as it was for me to be a part of ♡

SAD GOOSE COOPERATIVE ISSUE #1 Digital copies available for free on Sad Goose Cooperative’s website Feat. Fiction, poetry, nonfiction, solo rpg, cubes?, photography, collage, a dating app review, an ode to the hangover shits, and so much more. sadgoosecoop.weebly.com/issue-1.html