shen yuan’s #2 malewife

i love drinking i wish i wasnt broke

tipsy asf rn… someone should dm me for the bit

@kettobase_ 7. being afab 10. bisexual but probably aromantic

@emplpy 7 10

plagiarizing my tl

@atsuzuke 1 & 10

what oomf am i to you? 1. peaceful 2. scared to DM 3. boring 4. annoying 5. i want to marry you 6. problematic 7. i love you 8. funny 9. popular 10. always on your timeline

@chimimolester i do like him, that’s why i let him be the first wife lol (i’m not actually a yumeshipper though, i just like shen yuan as a character)

@emplpy wait why are you shen yuan's #2 malewife, you don't like binghe?

@martyrwing 31. hand me my shovel i’m going in by will wood 36. i travel a lot w my family so there’s lowk too many places to list

@emplpy 31 & 36

@witchsamu apple but i’m not really a fruit person tbh they give me texture issues

@emplpy 40?

@chimimolester 4. monty python and the holy grail 13. probably scalloped potatoes 15. depends on what i’m getting ready for but usually like 30 minutes

@emplpy 13, 15, and 4

@chimimolester tyyy!!

@emplpy it looks so good my mouth watered

brownies done!! who wants a piece ⁉️

strongly considering beginning diy hrt :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

moot hunt day 11!! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა he/him, no dni #svssstwt #tgcftwt #bltwt #promotwtㅤ #jjktwt #bsdtwt #animetwt #anitwt #moothunt like/interact w this post to be moots 🩷🩷 ifb

@cartgetiz uhhhh paint over it

so… how does one get blue hair-dye out of leather…

i love velveeta sm. real cheese can go suck my dick cause “cheese product” is where its at frfr

@martyrwing you can have one edge only because im greedy and want the rest for myself

@emplpy can i have the edges :3

why did my phone go from 18% to 10% in two minutes wtf

@sourberryvi bacon cause i don’t have anything to play games on other than my phone anyway

new oomfs. this is VERY important would you rather have unlimited bacon. but no more games or games unlimited games and no games?

moot hunt day 9!! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა he/him, no dni #svssstwt #tgcftwt #bltwt #promotwtㅤ #jjktwt #bsdtwt #animetwt #anitwt #moothunt like/interact w this post to be moots 🩷🩷 ifb

@Ketzel_the_cat ok but i’d be more worried if that DIDN’T fix it tbh

chat I think my erectile disfunction was cured by alpha x alpha gego piss what even is my life