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Pinned: 80% of my tweets can only be replied by people I follow. Want to reply? @ me or DM me to be buds. This is a creep and troll free zone. By troll I mean anyone trying to argue needlessly for reaction, esp towards liberal views.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1695

ATTENTION CRIMINALSIMPSONS FOLLOWERS JUST A REMINDER THAT WE LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Swimming pool mosaic tiles.

You will find me here when I feel I am either tired of Threads or feel I have been too “annoying” there.

Mom asked me if I would be in Hawaii next month for a friend’s bday, I mean… I would like to be! But I will be in another state (not to be disclosed until later cause I’m paranoid).

They need to make cars colors again. Nobody owns their cars anymore and they’re all silver, black and white and everything feels fascist.

This app is funny because you can say things like, “I’m glad I bought a parasol this summer,” or “Prescription strength Vitamin D made me feel better,” and there are folks think those statements are openings to a debate.

Simpsons references can be obscure For this we actually had to do research - in pre-internet days - to write the joke (& find delightfully obscure sounding civilization that in some way prized hydro engineering) What's a Simpsons joke that sent you down a reference rabbit hole?

What’s the one word you would use that every Simpsons fan would recognize you as one of our own?

Well… I got advertised a free LA 80s concert that I would go to. I want to see Starship! You know I just tweeted that I don’t live there anymore 😭

Finding out Cole’s in LA is upsetting. I was upset when I heard The Pantry had closed. I know I don’t live in LA anymore, but damn the time I spent at these places. Especially Cole’s.

Obviously I disagree because I like cute stars and character and other stickers on the face. Shouldn’t even be engaging but whateves. You’re welcome for the engagement.

KPop Demon Hunters about to do numbers on my Spotify.

KPop Demon Hunters: I feel like this movie is what happens when the generation of artists that grew up with Sailor Moon finally seize the means of production

Can’t sleep. I smell like the beach, I don’t hate it. But it’s too humid. I hate that.

In middle school, a bunch of us were randomly called out of class for a special assembly. It was a reward for being top students. They had some guy flying falcons in the auditorium and they gifted us all copies of The Dairy of Anne Frank.