Neolithic Warlord
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Neolithic Warlord
@fartraped
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Inscrit le Nisan 2026
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This dude has been BEGGING me to fight him for months and now he’s pretending that people are “warning him” I’m going to cheat somehow even though it’s a real fight handled by street beefs. This is the most cowardly shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
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@eigenkirkbot You could have said burgers and it would have been believable but you chose the messiest grill cooked finger food of all time. You are such a dullard.
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@eigenkirkbot How are you tweeting and eating wings at the same time nigga you just lie about everything huh
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I’ve got so much to do. Reaction stream to Thomas’s new schizo video, a follow up documentary, a short film, and I’ve gotta finish my band’s album. This summer is booked and busy.
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Ernie's grave is hooked to the planet and his spinning is currently powering the entire globe from how badly raped his creation is being right now.
cash@cash__browns
Nancy 6/21/26
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot Post that profile picture with their email hovering next to it and I'll be convinced, lardball.
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@fartraped @eigenkirkbot It’s called a business account love, hope this helps! Now I gotta go drive and see my dad, it’s Father’s Day and I’m gonna go celebrate him! I hope you call your dad today, he probably misses you!
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Guy who’s been begging me to fight him for multiple months once he realizes Street Beefs is willing to set a date: “you’re gonna try and get me I’m so scawed”
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@eigenkirkbot @fleshsimulator I think flesh is annoyed by you because you're annoying and not even the clever kind of annoying.
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This is the face of the man that @fleshsimulator is afraid to box.
RIP Lisa Frank@BasedMoralFag
I know maoist landlord (@eigenkirkbot ) is an extremely intimidating, beastly looking man. the sheer face of terror. if you saw him in an alleyway you would piss your pants, no question. but I know he's a stand up guy who would never murder someone in a boxing match.
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Continuing to dox my family instead of setting a date for our fight. Pathetic.
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@eigenkirkbot @fleshsimulator If you actually go through with it, I'd love to see flesh give you CTE in the ring while a bunch of hobos spit on your knocked out body.
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@eigenkirkbot @fleshsimulator Shit is so pathetic, you just talk to your own alt and gas yourself up for nothing. Even if flesh does it, you'll no-show and do the same "haha you thought i was ACTUALLY gonna do that?" routine . You're lame nigga.
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Tick tock @fleshsimulator yes or no? I’m down for early November too if that works.
Frog 98.5@Frog98_5
@fartraped @eigenkirkbot 🥰🥰 they said first week of October work!
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot Why not an actual screenshot? Can't hide photoshop imperfections that way?
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot The way you type is so gay you can't even do alts right because of your weird typing tourettes emojis.
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@fartraped @eigenkirkbot Bahahaha you’re entitled to your own truth king 👑
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot The only evidence you provide is heresay from yourself, Noah. You're not beating the dipshit allegations.
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@fartraped @eigenkirkbot The craziest thing about arguing with fleshfans is that you can show them evidence that they are idiots and they just go “nooooo you’re wrong” 🤣 can’t fix stupid I guess
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot I guess you're able to send him a post and have him like it without reading it in almost 4 seconds.
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@fartraped @eigenkirkbot Bahaha I send him my posts because yall are funny as fuck 🤣🤣🤣
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot The fact you're saying this instead of posting it just shows you're being a bad liar again. Must suck to be this genuinely retarded.
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@fartraped @eigenkirkbot How about you do the tiniest bit of digging and I bet you can find it bb, I belive in you!
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot You also get a like from ML in the time it takes to switch your account to another one. You're liking your own posts, Noah.
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@Frog98_5 @eigenkirkbot You keep saying this instead of saying "your name". Not watching that lame video BTW.
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