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njorp
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Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle
Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫@YoungGun8140
Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.
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Decomposition is currently undergoing the process of Chuck Norris!
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apparently it costs $20 to enter central park dude this city is such a joke. paid it bc I’d never been, but disappointed. dude wasn’t even wearing a uniform.
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well then you should've asked incoming first-year math or computer science university majors, then
Anthony Bonato@Anthony_Bonato
It's becoming pretty common now for incoming first-year math and computer science university majors to not know what the union of two sets means
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What if they told you no hats?
Tim Pool@Timcast
if the president called me and asked me to attend the state of the union id cancel any show or event and attend
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What if the black man was a war veteran, and a trump voter? But he voted for Trump because of Biden’s unwavering support of israel? And he was a vegan? What then?
alex turntine@turntineforwhat
if a Black man with Tourette's yelled a homophobic slur as two white gay men won awards, he wouldn't be given this same grace. In fact, they probably would've told him he couldn't come to the ceremony off rip. just an observation
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It’s not in mine. When people say “the n word” I don’t even know what the word actually is, and neither should you.
i just wanna live my life bro..@HeyyDiva
@itsovermey He not lying. Ppl w/ Tourette’s only say words that are already in their vocabulary. You may have not wanted to say it there, but you def say it somewhere else racist bit*h 😂
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Oh man, the pizzagate people totally got it right! Other than the location, people involved, methods, communication channels, victims, timelines or any verifiable details whatsoever. People were laughing at them back then, but who's laughing now? Literally everyone, dorks.
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it's not like us
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson
How is this bottle of mustard any different than you at this moment?
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the stripper doesn’t love me but I recognize she has the capacity to
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oh you “beg to differ”? that’s cool i beg to sniff her
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