i don’t exist

slowly mastering on command farts and making them super loud ill try n record some once i test different angles n stuff

@Splaz_Master your farts are wild bro ive been trying to make mine that good, any tips for farting on command?

Give the people what they want! 😁

@Wyxie_d great view great rip 😍

Press my cheeks together and huff this rancid fart for me ~ 🧡

compilation of 2 days worth of post-new years farts. my stomach was super messed up from drinking, it was actually painful. i only recorded half of them #fart #farts #farting #malefarts #malefarting #guyfarts #guyfarting #eproctophilia #fartfetish

rts appreciated so these rips dont go to waste

my farts are fucking loud and long lately, once i edit the clips, yall will be v pleased

i tried to be chill with letting them out but the tiniest ones were rancid and i was deadass at the front of the train car. i crop dusted that whole fucking car bro. crazy part is my friend next to me didnt get hit with the smell at all. he had no idea i was blasting left n right

took the train home and my stomach was turning. i tried letting out all my gas slowly to be discreet. problem was the first fart was loud and a kid started imitating the sound. after that, i farted like 4 more times until i heard the woman behind tell her man someone was ripping

care and thought it was funny but he told me to aim my ass more toward the boyfriend to save him from getting a whiff. they were loud too but his snoring was worse

new years farts have been beating my ass but mainly everyone else’s. spent the night with friends and my best friend and i hate one of their boyfriends so when he started snoring maaaaad loud, i ripped like 3 farts on him. i was on the couch and he was below me. my friend didn’t

any good one liners or something that allow for socially acceptable ass ripping? i dont need them knowing i need to go out of my way for them to hear it

i fart now and then on voice calls with friends and it gets some laughs but today i plan to rip some crazy ass. problem is, my mic sucks and needs to be practically in my ass. i also haven’t told them that when they hear me fart, my mic is in my ass.

@thebeachbum98 @pocketpapa__ hot af brooo

Someone said 💨 is the new armpits

someone should recreate the dutch sauna video, watch it too much for it to be the only one of its kind

weird but i need a new headset and want one that’ll pick up any of my farts when im in discord. my burps pick up fine but mu current one is hella quiet when i talk. i need a happy medium but one where the boys hear me rip ass

morning fart from earlier

@xjustin_gains 👍🏻

Yes or no?😉 #burp#burping#fart#fartgod

@mutantmarc0 brother come back, we miss you 😂

@jaytoretto512 are you soft launching your return to mario kart and farts 😈

Tbh same.