Those that say the Bible is the greatest story ever told obviously never heard about my night in Amsterdam with a bag of Coke, three midget hookers and a one eyed donkey.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse
I knew I should have bought a carbon monoxide detector
I’m totally disgusted at last night’s result. We only managed a poor 1-1 draw against what’s basically a third world pub team.
Makes me ashamed to be Macedonian.