Hangnail Jenny

I started this account to share my art and make dumb jokes but nowadays I mostly retweet leftists and dungeon masters anyway commissions are open and always punch Nazis thank you

I feel like we’re close to cracking the mystery of whether the man who grew up wealthy from Apartheid might be racist

If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows. Don’t you dare act surprised.

Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny

I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.

Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets bit.ly/3sn7AZl

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@MohanadElshieky He wants to be Tony Stark but he's really just Rusty Venture....

Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.

"Hoarders" tv show but it's a host interrogating rich people about why they hoard wealth that could be used to eliminate suffering

Just an exceptionally good thread about one of my favorite films.

i love how the entire internet came together to make fun of that one dude who has sex to that terrible, terrible song

According to the NYT, 608 people died of COVID in the US on Aug 18. This is likely an undercount. According to Our World in Data, less than 68% of the US population is fully vaccinated. Meanwhile, our govt is looking to monetize/restrict access to vaccines. It’s time to GET LOUD.

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

@RemeronNWine @themaxburns @bulldoghill Right to do what?