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royal canadian air force flying over hohenzollern castle in germany

finally they’re putting bombsights on commercial planes. autists rejoice

john lennon was a liar I just tried to imagine all the people that shit was hard as fuck

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As a Great White Shark, do I also get the white privileges?

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body

@TruckerDanUSA Wish it was mine. I build them. Modern chassis and powertrain with retro bodies

Eu tinha um namorado que gozava em todas as minhas comidas: no mousse, no feijão, na lasanha... Era eu querer comer alguma coisa e lá vinha ele rechear com seu leite. E eu simplesmente adorava, sempre tinha leite naquela mamadeira. Pena que namoramos pouco tempo. Morreu

If I was in lord of the rings I’d have put the ring up my bum and had gollum fish it out with his tongue.

Every Sunday I go to Costco and look for people pulling up in $125,000 cars who stand in line for 22 minutes to return a $8.99 item. I’ll ask them where they work and then go long the stock. I’m up 270% this year.

🚨: Eight Marines outsmarted a DARPA AI meant to spot people. Two somersaulted 300 meters, two snuck under a cardboard box, and one pretended to be a tree—and the AI missed them all, because it was trained to catch people walking.

sometimes all you got is all you need

“how much would you like to wager” “banana” “you can't wager bananas here” “whore”

anthropic is STUPID they DOUBLE CHARGED ME and then BANNED MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION ACCOUNT because i was SIMULATING THE NEURAL NETWORK OF SHRIMP and TORTURING IT FOR A BILLION YEARS

at the aquarium. asked why some whales had spheres to play with and some had dodecahedrons. the guy said “you’d know if you were a real esotericist”. i said maybe the dodecahedron trains whales to sense the ether. he said “thats what everyone says” and all the kids laughed at me

@GreentextWizard Covered in oil Diddy enters cell