Lord Xenu’s dom

@Onecrazyndn @InternetH0F Damn Richie rich over here being able to afford beans AND koolaid with his top ramen?

@InternetH0F When my wife and I were in our 20's we lived off Top Ramen, beans and Koolaide. You made do with what you had.

Adulthood is worse than being hit by a truck

@finchlarson @ValHarris @RealJamesWoods They don’t care. They just blame Newsome for everything because he is the governor of California.

@ValHarris @RealJamesWoods It was proposed in the early 80s, Pete Wilson passed the high speed rail act in 1996. Schwarzeneggaer put forward Prop 1A in 2008 and Jerry Brown held the groundbreaking in 2015. Newson is stuck with it.

@Hateneken @BDEgameowners If you’re playing casually, YOU CAN.

@BDEgameowners I happily would run those basics 🤣

Pokemon Universes Beyond set when?

@deansjojo316 @Milajoy Stop going to the nortoriously most expensive gas station in state..

@Milajoy $5.79 at Chevron here in Mendocino County, CA. That's for their regular. The other two are in the $6 range. Diesel is $7 something. YIKES!!! Thanks dumbass Newscum... 🙄🇺🇸

Gas prices today: Iowa $2.89 California $6.29 Same President. Different governors.

@uncledoomer God forbid someone parks wherever they want, goes inside and buys the lumber, and says “I’ll pull my truck around”

notice how its the garden center and not the contractor entrance

@evelyne0n EDH but the first person to miss a trigger gets hit with my car.

EDH but the first person to complain about a staple being played gets beaten with hammers

@MetalBlakedowns A big pet peeve of mine is bands releasing a bunch of singles and then a “new album” and that album is just those singles plus one song. I leads to no hype for the album.

The Plot in You - The Plot in You - July 10th, 2026 1. Divide 2. Left Behind 3. Forgotten 4. Closure 5. Don't Look Away 6. All That I Can Give 7. Been Here Before 8. Pretend 9. Spare Me 10. Silence 11. You Get One 12. new single 'You Get One' available everywhere now

@xPushup @MetalBlakedowns “New album” all these songs haven been released. Divide was released 4 years ago.

@MetalBlakedowns That is what I’m talking about baby! Finally a new album

@NickRicci5 @MorePerfectUS Yeah bro, just tell Americans to stop going to work.

@MorePerfectUS Drive less if gas increasing a little is blowing your budget

Oil is now $111 a barrel, up from $74 one month ago.

@trevcare @factpostnews Yes destroying everything, full stop. Also, there would be no deficit reduction. All that money is just going to the military budget.

@factpostnews what is he doing? destroying everything just so in the history books he’ll be able to say “#1 president on deficit reduction”, but not mentioning the cost?

Trump's 2027 budget proposal fully eliminates Job Corps. Job Corps provides free education and vocational training to young Americans.

@ky1ro @FroggerOW That’s the whole point of the April Fools patch. Silly changes that make some heroes good and some really bad.

@FroggerOW he's genuinely useless without that bug

rip wrecking ball bug that lasted 1 hour before he was deleted from the game again

@stocksandcry @unusual_whales Boeing, Lockheed, realistically any defense contractor.

@unusual_whales What stocks will see the most impact on this?

BREAKING: Trump will unveil a $1,500,000,000,000 defense budget request for the ​next fiscal year, per Reuters

@MorePerfectUS So when fuel prices go up, American businesses add a surcharge to cover price, but American citizens are meant to just “ Get over it”

BREAKING: Amazon will add a 3.5% surcharge for U.S. and Canadian sellers starting April 17 due to "elevated costs in fuel and logistics."

@MAGAVoice Iran literally buys military equipment from Russia and vice versa. They’re fucking allies.

BREAKING 🚨 Russia just offered President Trump help if needed to resolve the IRAN War since NATO isn’t doing anything HOLY SH*T

@vishkar_junkrat So just like every other April Fools patch? Got it.

The april fools event is basically make half the heros really broken and the other half reaaallyyy shit

@MagaGrunt1 So republicans who drive giant trucks that get 9 miles to the gallon gave trillions away?

🇺🇸The same people bitching about gas prices are the same people that gave illegals trillions of dollars of our tax money.🇺🇸

@iWillTheGamer This is quite literally the proper way to open pack irl.

This GOTTA be April Fools Because what do you MEAN You could open packs like this THE WHOLE TIME?!?!

@DANKBALLER360 @kenn_k @maviichaba The “fuck condoms” title is completely false. That was made up by fans. The band had said it doesn’t mean anything.

@kenn_k @maviichaba yes and full old title is "fuck condoms premarital sex is the shit get em pregnant get em pregnant get em pregnant" Which is exactly why they opted for the name FCPREMIX

f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x. implies the existence of a f.c.p.

@McNasty Just shove it in already.

dildo to your buttcrack name a golf club

@Shadowerann @GuesnonJr @Fish_Flakes546 @nicksortor @themagaking Hey dumbass… remember 2020?

@GuesnonJr @Fish_Flakes546 @nicksortor @themagaking Lost an election? Last time i checked he is in office

🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: President Trump has SIGNED an executive order RESTRICTING the use of mail-in ballots nationwide This SHOULD go into effect before the 2026 midterm elections A temporary measure until the SAVE America Act is passed! 🇺🇸🔥