Mariah Douglas

287 posts

Mariah Douglas

@halfbuttoned1

I write about nerdity and nudity. Burlesque with Star Wars? Oh yeah. @Playboy @Fodor's @MensHealth @Giddy

Inscrit le Mayıs 2018

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·27 Mar

I used to work with a woman who sent out all-office emails announcing that it was sandal season and we all needed to make sure our feet weren't hideous. Ah, Yelena-- thank you for the wisdom. #Coworkers #nails

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Leanne Yau@polyphiliablog·2 Oca

If your girlfriend sends you a nude, don’t show it to your wife without asking her. Don’t go overboard with the details of a date if your partner isn’t ready or is just generally unwilling to hear it. #polyamory #glassonion

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·14 Eyl

How is it only TUESDAY?

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·4 Eyl

I'm writing for @GetMeGiddy about #toxicmonogamy. DM if you have thoughts plz!

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·29 May

Compassion is needed here.

Lidia Terrazas@LidiaTerrazas

PLEASE HELP: This is Elihana Cruz Torres, one of the victims of the Uvalde massacre. Her dad is incarcerated for a drug-related offense. He received the last letter from her on Friday May 20. Thursday afternoon he found out of her passing and his compassionate release was denied.

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·5 May

@lingerie_addict Burlesque! Check out Society of Sin.

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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington·5 May

Where are your favorite places to eat/things to do in New Orleans?

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·30 Nis

Agreed-- that dishonesty is seen as preferable boggles my brain.

primordial pouch🍉@smileyriley36

People will swear up and down they could never be polyamorous and then cheat on their partner. It's like "I can date more than one person just not consensually" 🙄

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·24 Nis

@PolyGeeky

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·24 Nis

Yessss

Hyper Drive Mona Lisa@hyperdrivemona

Polyamory Tip: Polysaturation is a thing. Love may be infinite, but your time and emotional energy aren't.

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Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·23 Nis

@WrkinOnHalf @TAMillennial Ha. Ha. Ha.

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PaulDouglas@WrkinOnHalf·22 Nis

@TAMillennial @halfbuttoned1 ...this feels right.

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The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖🇨🇦@TAMillennial·21 Nis

Husband: I thought you had 2, now less than that, hours to write? Me: I do. Husband: So, why are you doing dishes? Me: Because. I can't write with all these dishes! Husband: These are the same dishes we left yesterday. Me: I wasn't writing then. I need ORDER NOW.

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