ivan

sufferingmaxxing in 2026

When I saw Bone Temple a month ago a middle aged woman ripped farts the entire length of the movie every minute or so and it truly made me want to never see a movie in the theater again

sawzall’ed my first catalytic converter off a car this weekend 🥰

new xmas tree angel

first day of vacation (off till dec 1st) and first day with nothing to do in the last two weeks. take a nap to finally catch up on sleep - have a hyper real dream i am at work and working

silence. a real twitter unc is talking

fiancés brother thought our dog was snarling at him but he was just doing his normal creepy smile when he’s happy to see someone

@glup_shittoo did it crave bodily waste or hate you for it

pooped in a black toilet today and felt very uncomfortable

saying “thanks clanker” to the AI drive thru voice

@treatsman that’s your hand writing tho

Time to leave

Winga dinga thrift store

@glup_shittoo i like 2 rock

Nirvana to Anri to Limp Bizkit

@glup_shittoo year 3 one of you will be blasting the toilet while the other showers 🙏

almost 2yrs into the relationship and i'm still too embarrassed for him to hear me fart

Just leave Trachtenberg in charge. Predator Badlands was great

may the 190th be with you

which way?

@glup_shittoo @treatsman that’s gotta be a lender specific nonsense, i didn’t do any of that lol

@treatsman Idk it was a first time home buyers test that apparently is required. He didn't know until the very end lol

Why do they need anything beyond my ID and proof of employment to buy a house. Shits annoying as hell

went to youmacon, bought trinkets, saw things in the 18+ vendor area beyond standard human comprehension

@Mike69Wazowski camera adds 10lbs. I tried to be as biblically accurate as possible, michael

@hellisrealcool It can’t be. That’s too big

i carved a dog from a stencil but both my brothers said it looks like a 2 eyed Mike Wazowski and i can’t unsee it

yee haw?

@Mike69Wazowski yep

@hellisrealcool Is that my dick?