Umaru

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Umaru

@https_umar

a big fan of money

Inscrit le Ekim 2020

1.5K Abonnements812 Abonnés

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Umaru@https_umar·16 Oca

allahu akbar 🤲🏾

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Umaru@https_umar·3h

Opportunity comes buy once

TG OMORI@boy_director

Every good thing you lost will circle back to you in due time.

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Umaru@https_umar·3h

worst horror film ever

Adeola🖤@Babymeedahh

Tomorrow is monday again, fvck 💔

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

I really don't understand this year, every two minutes is Monday 😭

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

Be useless so nobody can use you

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

My savings account and I, I don't know who is saving who 😭

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

reminder that no man EVER has looked at a girl and thought "damn i wish her lashes were fucking huge"

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

Imagine say burna match ogbafia with this one 😭

Jason@ziecity

Is this fashion or ment??

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

@Ba_blaqcheddar No shishi for you

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rayo❤️💜✨@Ba_blaqcheddar·6h

You will just know he knows his worth, hardly reply dms except it’s business, give late replies, nonchalant, has girls begging him in his dm.

valking ♔@_VALKlNG

No face 💛

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

This generation has the proudest set of whores I've ever seen

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Umaru@https_umar·4h

It makes everything that comes out of a women's mouth childish

Opeoluwa🫧@iamopsy_

Does swallowing sperm makes a woman pregnant?

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Umaru retweeté

bort@tacobort·3d

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

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Umaru retweeté

ᜰ@socetyhatesjay·11h

since MTN stop dey borrow people data, babes come scarce online.

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Umaru@https_umar·8h

god, and thank him

Joyizie@____iziegbe01

If a girl gives you a hand job, can we still call it soapy?

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Umaru@https_umar·8h

university

Cas 2.0🤭💕@cas_Reloaded

name a SCAM.

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Umaru@https_umar·8h

me lowkey

stacy 🍂@pry_loc

Omo, who Dey chop tems work sef?

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Umaru@https_umar·9h

@BigBlessYRN @i_lexxa Mutuals 😂

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Big Bless YRN@BigBlessYRN·14h

@https_umar @i_lexxa 😂😂😆😆 you get sense jare

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Alexa 😚🌸⚖️@i_lexxa·16h

24 hours with Jesus or 2 BTC

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Umaru@https_umar·9h

@nomani_jay Walahi I don dey see edits 😭

हिन्दी

Obi-dient Nwoke Nkànu@nomani_jay·15h

@https_umar Make Dem edit abeg...🤣🤣

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Umaru@https_umar·15h

make una no edit am oh 😂

RUTH 🇨🇦@it_Rutie

I ate the longest sharwama in the world in Benin Republic. 🇧🇯🤯

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Umaru retweeté

🕷️@bhadboy_Andre2·15h

‘Never had sex in my 6 years in university’ 😹😹😹😹😹😂😂

GIF

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Umaru@https_umar·15h

Alabi and that girl too ⏳

R@justranky

Regina Daniels and Ned ✅ Carter efe & Elma ✅ Megan thee stallion & klay ✅ Femi dapson & Simi ⏳

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