i Got Ample Bands 💸

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i Got Ample Bands 💸

@igotamplebands

they/them Inscrit le Nisan 2026

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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·12h

oh noooo it sure would be a shame if roughly 121,000 people living a predominantly conservative area refused to be counted in the census and accidentally eliminated a conservative electoral riding

6ixBuzzTV@6ixbuzztv

Some Canadians have been writing “return to sender” on the 2026 Census letters they’ve received.

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Daily Noud@DailyNoud·20h

DoorDash recorded its highest-ever Q1 with 933 million orders in Q1 2026.

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eden riley 🌻@peedenisonline·15h

i can't believe they already launched jordan peterson 2 before the original fully dies

jack neel@jackhneel

Professor Jiang explains why Donald Trump can’t die 👁 “If we all have Trump in our minds, then he becomes a convergence of all individual realities on Earth. And this convergence is what we call God.”

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i Got Ample Bands 💸@igotamplebands·12h

@zelle_you Gospelslop is vital vocabulary

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Alex@midsmoker34·14h

I’m taking down two of these in one sitting and texting my dentist to hop on an emergency FaceTime

Equinox@EquinoxDrums

Taco Bell recently introduced Dirty Sodas to their menu, and in a single large MTN Dew Midnight there is 118g of sugar (236% the daily limit)

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Kuleshov@EffectKuleshov·1d

Professor Jiang perfectly encapsulates the modern intellectual paradigm. He is a midwit who makes content that makes genuinely stupid people feel smart and “in on it”

jack neel@jackhneel

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r̷̳̆ó̶͎m̵̞̀e̶̫͗o̵̱̚~̵̦͒d̷͕͋ỉ̶̳à̵͍b̴̧̀l̸̰̚o̵͇̐s̷@romeodiablos_·1d

Rage rappers reinventing harsh noise from first principles is my favorite cultural development of the 2020’s

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kristof@isseyboy·1d

That blaze nigga on TikTok is gonna have a field day wit this

OnThinIce@OnThinlce

“I love u but u said f u k my mom” — Gio exposes private conversations w/ Playboi Carti 😔

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@hyoudoe Ur so big daddy

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bleood@hyoudoe·1d

get my dick out ur mouth

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Bothered Boy🏴🚩Back on my Bullsh*t@BotheredBoy·2d

Welp, guess I won't be relying on them from now on.

CTV News@CTVNews

Environment Canada is moving to an AI predictive weather model. Here’s what that means ctvnews.ca/climate-and-en…

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·2d

No immigrant stole your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who wanted cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than watching you blame the worker instead of him.

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@SecondStreetOrg Alberta:

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SecondStreet.org@SecondStreetOrg·2d

Countries with universal health systems that ban private options: CANADA Countries with universal systems that also allow private treatment: AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA BELGIUM BRAZIL CHILE DENMARK FINLAND GERMANY HONG KONG ICELAND IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY JAPAN NETHERLANDS NEW ZEALAND NORWAY POLAND SOUTH KOREA SPAIN SWEDEN SWITZERLAND UK ETC… Only the most radical of activists would look at all the suffering happening in Canada’s health system … pause … and conclude it must continue.

The Globe and Mail@globeandmail

Public-private health care model coming to Alberta breaches Canada Health Act, legal expert argues theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

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HB•RAINEY™️@RaineyOvalle·2d

Not everyone who makes these posts is saying that whoever has that job is beneath them. I think it’s perfectly normal to be annoyed that you don’t have a job in the field you spent tens of thousands of dollars becoming accredited in. It’s not always a declaration of superiority.

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@malkyrra @babburtwt likeeee omg

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ཀ@malkyrra·1d

dinner: chicken shawarma rice bowl ⋆˚࿔ (505 cals, 44g protein)

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the wind (professional idiot alt)@lukartsilly3·2d

Incel raps

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@bellathetaco @babburtwt

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Taco Bella@bellathetaco·2d

Boston Pizza, Edmonton, Alberta.

VIEW@viewsoff

Tuscany, Italy

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zukeforpresident@zuke4president·1d

some of yall gonna say it’s not that deep but someone is a role model for a lot of young guys and making a song where you misgender someone, say you don’t care about misogyny, and beat up a doll that represents a woman is gonna make a lot of these younger kids think this is ok

dabo@youngdaboo

.@janeremover smd bitch

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