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my non woke take is that i love animals but do kind of believe in the food chain at the end of the day

@bambiiplays @TsaiMeLemoni It’s soooo stupid 😭

@imthatguyjohn @TsaiMeLemoni even with a home you’d still have to pay property taxes and hoa fees (if applicable) even after paying off the home

It's an apartment you own instead of rent

@ThatFredman @SweetxOblivion @TsaiMeLemoni That does sound ideal but are those common?

@imthatguyjohn @SweetxOblivion @TsaiMeLemoni Renting gets annoying sometimes. I’d advise you buy . A no HOA home would be ideal

@euphoriacentral She’s so sexy 😍😍😍😍

🚨Amelia Hammer Harris plays Tina in the final two episodes of ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Tina goes to Mexico with Harley and gets a significant amount of plastic surgery and is wrapped in bandages for many of her scenes. Amelia played Zendaya’s body double in the second season.

@a2_zed @Oblockleo @TsaiMeLemoni I know what the HOA is for but it’s worse for people in condos because they are still sharing walls with people. Yes the HOA is for all homes yes I agree with you

@Oblockleo @imthatguyjohn @TsaiMeLemoni Lol, literally the same thing. What do you think the HOA is for?

@SweetxOblivion @TsaiMeLemoni True!

@imthatguyjohn @TsaiMeLemoni That’s with any home

@AK_Organizer @TsaiMeLemoni Yes true too! It just sucks that you never ever really truly get to own your own land anymore it’s sad

@imthatguyjohn @TsaiMeLemoni I have some exciting news for you about property taxes and freestanding houses! (Many of which also have HOAs, depending on what part of the country you're in)

@ThatFredman @SweetxOblivion @TsaiMeLemoni Im genuinely down to just rent for the rest of my life. It’s so much easier. And the housing market is too unstable right now for me to see it as an investment at this point

@imthatguyjohn @SweetxOblivion @TsaiMeLemoni Sooooo

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

Remember who you are, weird girl

@normalmadeline I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! So handsome and talented!!!!!!!! 😍

He is FANTASTIC.

@theJayAlto Then why the hell are you on social media again right now posting this tweet. It clearly doesn’t work 🤧

the moment i deleted social media, stopped eating junk food, quit watching porn etc, my brain literally reset. mundane tasks started to become satisfying, healthy habits enjoyable, everyday life addicting. abundant joy awaits anyone who can escape the dopamine prison.

The more you eat sweet potatoes, tomatoes, blueberries and avocado … the younger your skin looks

@CarterCruise Why did you do porn if you’re mortified about people seeing it?

like i get millions of people have seen the old ones, it’s not a secret & i got no shame over it, but the idea of the staff at the cosmo innocently googling me to confirm me as a DJ & unexpectedly seeing an x rated video pop up is both hilarious & slightly mortifying ahahaha

so i get to vegas & they put carter cruise on the reservation which isn’t on my ID so the guys gotta go confirm i am who i say i am so he goes in the back to call the club & comes back & goes “sorry no one was answering so we had to look up a video of you” & i was like haha ok cool. & then i walk away & realize OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT KIND OF VIDEO?!

@SamMilanoTO @ThePeterMcClane Exactly! I hope she’s making bank! She could be the next Kim Kardashian in my opinion. I will forever wish her the best!

@imthatguyjohn @ThePeterMcClane Agreed, I think it may just be a marketing gimmick when she cries about it because although she is drop dead gorgeous people WOULD forget about her if she didn’t keep talking about it but she does it to get leads to her onlyfans. She’s a brilliant marketer ;)

I’m seeing posts saying Lana Rhodes “wasted her beauty” by doing adult work and I’m thinking, some of the most stunningly gorgeous women in the world do adult work!

@qui_etes_vous_1 @badieebluee @yelenasssse Bro there are about 1000 pictures of her vagina online. You don’t have to go look. Just trust me.

@badieebluee @yelenasssse i mean born a female or male. I am wondering what chloe cherry born as

Faye dès qu'elle est sur mon écran pour aucune raison :

@feltoland Bro he’s just a fucking director of a TV show he isn’t a dictator you can just go do something else with your life other than think about him and euphoria

sam levinson REALLY loves paul verhoeven and REALLY wants to make an exploitation movie, but he's stuck making euphoria, so this is what we get. it's dumb as rocks but i admire the delusion. i'm having a great time.