J@ck William S.

What an embarrassing time to be an American

You have to watch this one folks. Just excellent.

@hen_ease training to dunk

@TronCarterNLU reddit.com/r/golf/s/9Jxlm…

Anyone else’s @TheMasters app still showing last years results? How can I update to this year with todays tee times?

For the first time in a long time, I didn’t need to download @TheMasters app. Proud of myself.

Fuck this man. reddit.com/r/BoomersBeing…

Shoe where am I headed today? @GolfShoeBandon @BandonDunesGolf

CBS can pound sand for trying to make it seem like the Juszczyk catch was maybe not a catch. It was 1000 percent a catch.

77 got it. Thanks for the second number @BarstoolBigCat

Clear my schedule. I will be watching Hank remakes for the rest of my life twitter.com/chickenbarmesa…

i’ve never once in my life been sick of looking at Margot Robbie

A) can’t imagine going through that B) can’t imagine sitting there and walking through the experience with such lucidity in front of total strangers and cameras. That’s a strong dude, with a group of strong, supportive people around him. The brain never ceases to amaze.

I would do anything to get in a “respect off” with Jameis

@espn will be all up in arms about what just showed up on that Bourbon Street shot. Producers will be reprimanded. Love it.

Jesus Christ he’s fucking huge

the tongs preventing me from opening the kitchen drawer I need..