Mr Jackson

@EssexPR @chriscork89 Will travel down from Manchester for that one, Sir. Imagine that, him gone! Glorious.

If Starmer goes this week, I’m booking a dj for a party in my pub — I’ve never known a more hated, incompetent or divisive Prime Minister in my life.

@benonwine Yes.

Should Keir Starmer RESIGN,YES OR No?

@Goosey30111568 @bedford_colleen Hoping your sauces bring us all some great happiness 😂

Something very BIG. Is going to drop tonight... Very BIG

@DPJHodges @LGB_1962 The “Prime” Minister said he didn’t know. The number 1 head honcho. Didn’t know. Madness.

Something that will happen either today, or prior to Starmer's statement on Monday. It will emerge that No.10 was indeed informed by Robbins of Mandelson's vetting failure. At which point the line from No.10 will change again.

@ToonDazza @SamanthaNiblet4 @KemiBadenoch Premium tweet!

@SamanthaNiblet4 @KemiBadenoch Keep your anal beads to yourself and fix the fuckin pot holes.

Really?! You’re going for a second hit at this? No one is flogging sex toys in parliament @KemiBadenoch - stop being so reductive. Let’s take the shame out of sex, I have cross party support for my backbench debate. Stop tying to use ‘sex toys’ to shame.

@UKLabour You are a terrible bunch of humans.

Don’t risk Reform running your council from May. You can’t trust a word they say.

@AileenBart60380 Always

I STAND WITH THE IRISH PEOPLE. GOD BLESS IRELAND 🇬🇧🇮🇪

@Lord_Talbot64 @ZackPolanski Classy and superb as always, Sir!

@ZackPolanski Dave, that is not how you spell loo.

Hang it in the Louvre.

@SeanyBoyy89 @Keir_Starmer Best tweet in the universe!

@Keir_Starmer Do you ever shut the fuck up?

28 years ago today, the Good Friday Agreement was signed, one of Labour’s proudest achievements. Working in Northern Ireland, I saw first-hand the transformation peace brought to communities. At a time of global instability, it reminds us that peace must be built and protected.

@WietsJBuys Arrived. Lekkerness.

@WietsJBuys Going to purchase my copy right now, Sir!

THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BOER IDENTITY This book is the result of seven years of research. It includes over 1,500 source references and a 25-page bibliography. DIE VERNIETIGING VAN DIE BOERIDENTITEIT Die boek is die resultaat van sewe jaar se navorsing. Dit bevat meer as 1 500 bronverwysings en 'n bibliografie van 25 bladsye. #Boer #Boeridentiteit #BoerIdentity

@EssexPR @ForeverScept @BritifyUK You would be bloody fantastic, but get you completely.

@ForeverScept @BritifyUK No interest right now . My work and my family come first

Very bizarre. Third media company today that has had to double-check that I’m not standing for local elections. This one said that the lawyers had informed them that I was… No, I’m not, and never was. ????!!!!!! WEIRD, WHO HAS PUT THAT ABOUT?

@JohnLee90252472 Superb. One for your feed, @anainsin

Anders Zorn

King Charles 'warned Keir Starmer against appointing Peter Mandelson as US ambassador' in latest humiliation for the PM trib.al/SQhB1s3

@WietsJBuys Look forward to it.

THE BOER IDENTITY You’ve learned how the Boers originated and developed in Africa in The Creation of the Boer Identity. ​Now, you can learn the rest of their story. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BOER IDENTITY Available: 7 April 2026 #Boer #BoerIdentity #Boeridentiteit

@Neccccy Yay.

Do you hope this happens?

@Shezza5757 @bedford_colleen My mother to me - “I’ll rip your arm off and hit you with the wet end” 😀

"Put big light on" What's your's ???

@Matt_Pinner Broken.

Can you describe Bonnie Blue in ONE word?

@steveth75737857 011-6806319

you?

@FoodPleaser My father-in-law taught me to put chippy chips in between an it’s gorgeous.

Egg Sandwich… Yes or No? 🤔