Fantasma

‘Life too short, i gotta get it ‘fore they blow the whistle’ 🙏🏼

Real Madrid literally signed your captain

“Education is cheap in Nigeria!” Why e no go cheap? Computer science students are writing code on paper.

don't be considerate where you're not considered

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

@MeshakAdams I’m appalled by how atrocious he’s been. God forbid, He doesn’t deserve a second term by any margin.

Let’s be clear — Caleb has not come anywhere near what Lalong delivered in his first tenure, and I won’t exhaust myself citing examples. Lalong’s second tenure was abysmal, to put it mildly. Even so, Caleb’s second tenure will prove to be worse still.

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

@princelawanii @Donjaytrix001 Guy leave me alone na 🤣

@joc__key @Donjaytrix001 But bros, I hear say you don sign Haaland and Rodri...

Despacito Fulham are moving mad 😂😂😂😂 Who is selling?

@princelawanii @Donjaytrix001 I no blame am 😂

@Donjaytrix001 @joc__key see weytin Jugu dey call your club.

You gaz rebel your parents to an extent if not dem go use you live their own dream

I don't regret anything, but im definitely aware of what i won't do again.

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

one thing about me when my mind made up, you can go to hell.

i don’t have the energy to pretend

my coping mechanism for everything is either cracking jokes or complete isolation. there's no in between.

“i built lagos” don destroy lagos and the other 35 states wey he no build. 💔

@buzor042_ 😂

idolo Mikel Arteta wants to use 22% possession win ur competition.

The smarter you are, the less time you spend in big groups.

Zinedine Zidane with the balls used for the 4 Champions League’s he’s won. 👑

Bruhh. That kidnapping shit can happen to any one of us man. Walahi. If you think you are outside the country and you are safe , your parents live here. Your siblings, your cousins, your friends.