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Car selfies suck.

DIGNITY IS CRINGE open.substack.com/pub/johnpaulon… Attention is oxygen. We drowning over here.

Skronk is real. It can’t be denied. I wrote about music I love. Link in the thread. Snipe away, bots. Bury it, ALGO!

the Astros just got swept by the Rockies and have a team ERA of 6.05 (30th in MLB) the Mariners just got swept by the Rangers and have a team OPS of .581 (30th in MLB) starting Friday, it's the stoppable force vs. the movable object: Mariners/Astros 4-game series in Seattle

#Mariners: please disregard. Not good advice.

One of my favorite part of @BrahinHB calls is the parade of butt hurt clones griping about Silk living the best life. #jimromeonx ITS A DYNASTY, CLONES!

@luke_arkins Had my second colonoscopy this week. Getting another in 3 years. The polyps they removed were not cancerous, but was/were adenomatous. Adenomas are not cancer, but they have the potential to become cancer if they are not removed. So, listen to Luke. Get it done.

Four years ago today, a colonoscopy revealed the worst possible news for Mrs A. Two years later, she succumbed to colon cancer. Please get a colonoscopy as soon as you’re eligible. Don’t ignore unexplainable digestive issues. #Believe #StandUpToCancer coloncancercoalition.org/colon-cancer-s…

@blowbackpod is ESSENTIAL listening. Illustrating that the more things change, they don’t.

@ZacharyLipez Me? I have no argument. Just seeing Natacha Atlas listed makes me very happy.

@ZacharyLipez WHATTABOUT GUY is related to WELL, AKSHUALLY GUY, and HEY, I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS GUY.

Part Two of my massive, wild, arguably pointless, undertaking: *The* 250 Rock & Roll & Folk Albums of the 21st Century (So Far). It’s time to get into the fallow years, baby! zacharylipez.ghost.io/the-250-rock-a…

Jesse Blake Rundle #treefort2026

@waybackmachine/note/c-233809240" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@waybackmachin… Seriously? FFS #jimromeonx

@jimrome Have you heard about PredCon? @waybackmachine/note/c-233773194" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@waybackmachin… #jimromeonx

It is @treefort2026 time, and I will see you around. I will be getting my steps in, hydrating, and going at my own pace. open.substack.com/pub/johnpaulon…

@davedavieskinks Reading comprehension isn’t what it once was, Dave.

I did not call Moby “little idiot” that is his twitter/x name/handle. I would never insult someone over their stature musicradar.com/artists/single…

to @thelittleidiot Moby’s criticism of our song LOLA these are the words sent to me and Ray from our dear friend trans icon @jaynecounty27 #JayneCounty. I am highly insulted that MOBY would accuse my brother of being ‘unevolved’ or transphobic in any way. theguardian.com/music/2026/mar…

YOU WON'T WIN! open.substack.com/pub/johnpaulon…

This post is about the masks we wear to navigate life, when the need to try out identities and perform a role is over, and you still have to live. Somehow. To be someone, or some thing, on your own terms. To still be open to the possibilities of life. Link in the follow up post.