jo nathan

I looked up a word and showed my colleague… Next thing, she started searching another word on my phone 😭 God abeg… what if I didn’t clear my browsing history?

At my wedding, nobody is going to eat twice Immediately you are served, they will put charcoal on ur forehead.

I looked up a word and showed my colleague… Next thing, she started searching another word on my phone 😭 God abeg… what if I didn’t clear my browsing history?

Good night 😭

A small circle with genuine ones is more than enough.

@kvng_chi I wonder what he said 😂

@jonathanx404 Close up back😭😭

Therapist: You need to open up more. Me: "I open up" Therapist:

@_theymi Nah I am supposed to?

@jonathanx404 You don’t know fufs on twitter ke

We all know who this is 😂

@kvng_chi I did not even know He looks so young

@jonathanx404 That’s Kodak

Me discovering this meme isn’t just a pic 😭

...I can't tell how many ideas my head has produced. Like top-tier ideas. Business? Music Videos? Skits? Ads? You name it. I've even forgotten some (Intentionally cause e dey vex me). ...I am more creative than your fave! Mana owu na-sa m! Ego na-akparị m guy! ...It hurts when visions die of because there's no money to follow it up with. Ɛyɛ me yaw! 💔 ...EoX.

@jerry_miah19 You don’t know how to cook Did you even add maggi?

...And for the first time since 12 years, anyị si Ofe Onugbu. We cooked Bitterleaf Soup. It kinda feels like I'm eating it for the first time in my life. ...Too bitter.

You have 3 currencies -Knowledge -Time -Money When you need one, use the other two to get it.

The fact that we don't need to go through any human to get to God is such an underrated privilege.

I say I hate men... You dey say me too... I just dey laff u Me wey dey lie 😂

I enjoy talking to kids. Adults never ask me what my third favorite color is

Males to females:

mama dey pray for me make I no dey cemetery🙏❤️