Kai_lebb

A girl complained that her stoner boyfriend doesn't last long during s*x. I told her not to judge all stoners by one experience. Am capable of shifting your womb young lady🍆🍆

Why do people always assume stoners are bad influence? Most are just trying to relax and mind their business. 🍃

My brother borrowed $2,000 from me to keep his business alive. He promised to pay it back in three months. A year later, he had a brand-new car. A new phone. Weekend trips every month. But every time I asked about the money, he had the same answer: “I’m struggling right now.” Then our grandmother passed away. At the family gathering after the funeral, he stood up and gave a long speech about family, loyalty, and always helping each other. Everyone applauded. When he sat down, I quietly asked, “So when are you helping me by returning the $2,000?” The room went silent. He laughed nervously. “Seriously? Right now?” I pulled out my phone and showed the bank transfer. Then I showed twelve months of messages asking for repayment. Suddenly, nobody was clapping anymore. My aunt asked him if it was true. He admitted it. His excuse? “I thought he didn't need the money.” The next morning, half the family was angry at me for “embarrassing” him. Three days later, he transferred the full amount. Not because he suddenly had the money. Because he always had it. He just never thought I would stop protecting his reputation.My brother borrowed $2,000 from me to keep his business alive. He promised to pay it back in three months. A year later, he had a brand-new car. A new phone. Weekend trips every month. But every time I asked about the money, he had the same answer: “I’m struggling right now.” Then our grandmother passed away. At the family gathering after the funeral, he stood up and gave a long speech about family, loyalty, and always helping each other. Everyone applauded. When he sat down, I quietly asked, “So when are you helping me by returning the $2,000?” The room went silent. He laughed nervously. “Seriously? Right now?” I pulled out my phone and showed the bank transfer. Then I showed twelve months of messages asking for repayment. Suddenly, nobody was clapping anymore. My aunt asked him if it was true. He admitted it. His excuse? “I thought he didn't need the money.” The next morning, half the family was angry at me for “embarrassing” him. Three days later, he transferred the full amount. Not because he suddenly had the money. Because he always had it. He just never thought I would stop protecting his reputation.

have you ever stayed up late thinking about your future not because you couldn't sleep, but because you're scared life won't turn out the way you're hoping it will

Who has more classics and who’s the better artist overall?

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because I turned one random memory into a courtroom trial where I was the defendant, lawyer, and judge.

No one talks about how difficult it is to shave balls 👀 ??

we all need someone like Olaf in our lives!

@lizzkelly7 👎👎

@kai_lebb That last line was unnecessary 😅 Don’t generalize people based on one experience.

A girl complained that her stoner boyfriend doesn't last long during s*x. I told her not to judge all stoners by one experience. Am capable of shifting your womb young lady🍆🍆

@Joelwaiswa6 😲

@kai_lebb 😂😂

@BullBryan55380 Reasons

@kai_lebb Stay away from sex🤣🤣

@seunv_x 😲😲

@kai_lebb Dangerous man 😂

What is the general attitude towards Marijuana these days?

That one oldhead who got older… but never actually grew up 😂💀

"stalking" God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources

I don’t have an ego, I genuinely don’t like talking to people

@amos_dulex Lmao

I've observed that Poor countries have the longest National anthems

they call me blunt. i call it keeping it real. i skip the “how are you” because i can see you’re tired. i don’t pretend stuff makes sense when it doesn’t. i don’t smile and nod just to keep the peace. my brain stopped doing free customer service for everyone. what’s left is me, no script. turns out the “problem” was me finally saying what i actually see.

Stop the cap lol

A coworker got written up for being 4 minutes late. Her manager strolled in 45 minutes late every single day for the entire year. HR said both situations were "being handled appropriately."