katunge😘

@Naomikibandi Hata akunyie kwa Barbara,ama aoshe watu miguu itakua bure.we know their tricks

Ngaruiya who is seeking MP seat in SUBUKIA via UDA ticket has vowed to be taking tea and food in Kibanda ndio apate kura.

@JimmyKings8 Alitusi wakamba pia

BREAKING NEWS Hasan Omar is the Secretary General Of 41 against 1 His speech amount to ethnic profiling, Discrimination, and hatred toward Kikuyus community This hate speech was made Infront of Ruto, who did nothing The same Ruto expects votes from Murima POLE SANA Ruto

@georgenjoroge_ 💯💯

My sister, Your sugar daddy is someone's husband.😤 You gave him flowers yesterday? He repackaged it and gave it to his wife His wife repackaged it and gave it to her ben-ten. Her ben-ten is your boyfriend?? Your boyfriend finally gave it back to you.? Now you're holding the flower you bought by yourself... Saying "This looks familiar"😂😂 In physics, it's called "Circular motion"😁 In Philosophy, it's called "Karma"😂 In Chemistry, it's called "Chain reaction"😳 In Psychology, it's called "Familiar spirit"🙆 In Computer, it's called "Looping"😁 In Agriculture, its called "Crop Rotation"😂 In life, its called "What goes around comes around"😎 And in Church, it's called "Back to sender"😂😂 I come in peace I’m only a messenger of the Lord 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 #MasculinitySaturday

@Naomikibandi Kwa ndoto zake

Hassan Omar Hassan has declared to vie for Mombasa Governor seat come 2027 via UDA ticket with a message, “HII IMEENDA”

@JesusisChristX @Gideon_Kitheka Amen

A generation is rising for Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Type “Amen”in the comment section if you want to receive one.

@JimmyKings8 Wanataka kutumaliza.were on our own....

BREAKING NEWS Ndindi Nyoro the master of ECONOMICS Came up with a Strategic economic plan to REDUCE Fuel prices with upto Ksh 60. Increase revenue collection & cut over 30% of unnecessary gov. expenses He asked Ruto to recall Parliament for him to explain Ruto refused

@DanChepta @RobertAlai Awajui the pain of paying bills still under their parents houses.once they start paying bills can argue with other citizen

It's now becoming a trend, While someone has lost her life.

@Broadbasedgal @RobertAlai It is their president and they hv all rights to demonstrate against him....again do you think they are the only people suffering with this hiked fares???? don't you commute to work ama wee ni tajiri sana🙄🙄

Rift Valley is SILENT, NO PROTESTS Western is SILENT, NO PROTESTS Nyanza is SILENT, NO PROTESTS North Eastern is SILENT, NO PROTESTS Eastern is SILENT, NO PROTESTS Coast is SILENT, NO PROTESTS IT IS CENTRAL KENYA PROTESTING

@itskipronoh Shidamadhani ni kwa mtu...hiyo ni nyumba ya public

State House Nairobi is beautiful; it is arguably one of the best in Africa.

@Naomikibandi Woooii🤣🤣😂😂

“Kazi yetu ya Kutafutia RAIS Kura imekuwa ngumu”-CS OPARANYA

The rule of thumb is this: DON'T VOTE FOR JOURNALISTS AND CELEBRITIES. They thrive on clout, relevance and propaganda.

@KenyanSays Ata miguu watatuosha awa sasa

As elections draw nearer, politicians are using all sorts of methods to woo voters. This is former Health CS Susan Nakhumicha in Trans-Nzoia County; she wants to be the next governor.

@PeterBiggy @alfredarapketer 😅😅😅😅😅😂

Ama ni sisi wenda wazimu? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Naomikibandi Saitan

In my culture mwanaume akikunywa maziwa ya nyonyo anakuwa kagege. Hii generation haitambui Utamaduni

@Bill_Valar 😂😂😂

I got allot to ask Mrs Elephantiasis. x.com/i/status/20498…

What is happening with Toto?? Is this even normal

@gerald_okanga @lawrencekitema

@lawrencekitema The better option

You found this family in your house. What should you do?

@Naomikibandi Bad gal

Team Bad girl ama Team Gladys Wanga.

@MikeSonko Sonko watuchanganya kweli but I pray this new you won't backslide.mungu akuonekanie

@itskipronoh Wachana na mushene wewe

I am Catholic—born and baptized Catholic. My question is: where was Archbishop Anthony Muheria of the Nyeri during the 10 years of Uhuru Kenyatta’s presidency? Why did he not come out to condemn anything? Is it because his brother was the Governor of the Central Bank of Kenya?