Matt Simpson

@Dobbln @Emperor_Ducks24 Yup cos there's absolutely no chance your self diagnosis would be incorrect, and specialists are there for you to use on demand like uber. Ridiculous.

@Emperor_Ducks24 Literally no point going to the GP unless you’ve self diagnosed and need to be referred to a specialist. Cack useless.

@cumkinggg Check out drivepast.com or theletterarty.co.uk for decent wall art :)

@oaashy @CWadeson Again, it's one day off school love, and 'pretty bad' isn't quite the violence you alluded too. Maybe get some sleep and when you wake up you'll find the world didn't end cos of some schoolkids. It might end because people like you didn't give a shit though.

@oaashy @CWadeson I'm sorry, I must've missed the coverage of the violent protests against climate change by young people today, please enlighten me. Your attitude towards the positive action that young people took today and support of Andrea Leadsom would suggest that you've already 'lost it'

@oaashy @CWadeson So the freedoms you have today as a gay man came about because everyone did as they were told and stuck to the rules of the time? I would've thought being a gay history nerd meant you knew some gay history. I think you've confused the words history and hypocrisy.

@oaashy @CWadeson You assumed wrong. Very wrong. Much as you assume anything can be achieved without some rules being broken.

@oaashy @CWadeson It wasn't a lecture. I'm very kind and gentle, however the impact that swearing brings is often required to draw attention to the stupidity of your comments. What 'side' does my swearing put me on?

@oaashy @CWadeson It's one fucking day out of school. Get over yourself.

@Dobbln That's definitely not right - it's spelt 'apartment' 😉

A dog had been barking in a nearby aparyment for over half an hour. That’s not right.

@Dobbln Not always the sharpest are they? ;)

The building I'm in asking for proof of address despite the fact I've lived there for 12 months is quite amusing.

@Dobbln Your reminders are just like the gif that keeps on giving;)

Friendly reminder that today is Friday.

@Dobbln I don't doubt it. I'm just not sure that everything needs to be quantified, which would, ironically, make me disagreeable to many.

@leftmatt The big 5 is the most scientifically supported personality theory... so, yes.

Fine. Bandwagon boarded.

@Dobbln According to that, it turns out I have a personality that may or may not differ from that of other people. What a very useful piece of knowledge I have gained today ;)

@leftmatt Learn 😉 openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPIP-BFF…

@Dobbln Can't say I've ever given it much thought ;)

@leftmatt It is, but one sides with more or less agreeable. I know I am on the less so side, overall 😂

@Dobbln I've seen that Jim Carrey film, agreeing with everything gets you nowhere, but disagreeing with everything equally so. Can agreeing or not no longer be done on a case by case basis? Or is that what you just said? ;)

@leftmatt From the big 5, yes it is. Actually you need a balance. Wholely agreeable people are awful.

@Dobbln Is disagreeable an actual permanent character trait these days? And if so, why would anyone want such a thing?

@Dobbln Yum 😉

@leftmatt I’m the gingerbread man. That’s fine.

These trousers are laughably skinny.

@Dobbln Er.. oops, no maybe a cute lovable character that children like? Perhaps I should stop now 😂😂

@leftmatt Are you calling me a bear?!

@Dobbln Most people probably don't feel so fulfilled and interested in their work so I'd say you're winning ;)

It’s days like today where I realise how much of a geek I actually am for all my work stuff, and that most people don’t spend their spare time reading about work related things. I’m fine with that.