@luv1bun Do not tell them, just do the test without them knowing. Fuck this argumentation.
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@stimac15 Polako. Potcenjujete malo koliko retarda ima po Srb. Mnogi debili ce iz inata da glasaju za hulju. A mnogi koji bi mogli da glasaju za studente nece, jer ce da misle da hulja ipak pobedjuje. I ako studenti pobede, ocekujem nesto bas knap.
Stvar je u tome da je danas saznao da gubi sa 600.000 do 800.000 glasova, pa mu nije svejedno. On može da ukrade 200.000, 300.000, maksimalno, ali ne zna šta će sa još 500.000 i tu nastaje problem. Što više prolongira, ta razlika je sve veća ušao je u nekošeno ili, slikovito rečeno, jedva diše kroz slamčicu jer mu je voda iznad glave. Studenti to znaju i svi mi, pitanje je dana!
STUDENTI POBEĐUJU!
@klaasm67 In Switzerland it is not a public holiday, but a cantonal holiday. In canton Aargau everything is open as usual.
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@ZarkovoZbor @SlavicaPetrovs1 Vise volim da ćacad dobije preko p, nego 'leba da jedem.
Mi smo vam rekli da cemo vas juriti po ulicama a vi ste se smejali. Sad vise nije smesno?
@DrVodopad Burazeru, vrati se! Bez zajebancije. Nije valjda da si se iz Tirola vratio u Pancevo? Srbija je otisla u k… Nas narod je puk‘o skroz. Sto dalje to bolje.
Posto sam vecinu svog zivota proveo u Tirolu, ima nekoliko stvari koje mi u Srbiji, gde sada zivim nedostaju:
1. Ledena čista voda iz česme
To je broj jedan. Ne mogu da pijem ovu našu vodu nikako, i muka mi jeod vucaranja flaširane iz marketa.
2. Supermarketi koji imaju sve!
To je broj dva. Ovde ne mogu da nadjem pola namirnica na koje sam tamo bio navikao. Sve mi je isto, svaki market prodaje isto. Salame su katastrofa, udeo mesa ispod 50%, dobre paštete, (iznad 90% udela mesa), dzem od ribizle (😍🤓)
3. Privatne lekarske prakse opšte medicine.
U Tirolu kad te boli stomak, odes kod lekara opste prakse u malu privatnu ordinaciju, pokriva socijalno. Ovde odem u ambulantu, cekam 4 sata, i neka nadrndana doktorka me odjebe na brzinu. 🤔😖
4. Sve vrstve javnih ustanova
U Tirolu nema cekanja, dodjes brzo na red, sluzbenici prijatni.
Ovde cekas satima, i uglavnom princip FT1P.
5. Smece.
U Tirolu jedva nadjes pikavac na zemlju, ovde ti komsija baca kesu pod porzor, mrzi ga da ode do kontejnera.
6. Pravda
U Tirolu je Gradonacelnik isti kao djubretar, nema razlike. Uzivaju ista prava.
Ovde? Znate vec sami.....
Ima jos. I ako se neko pita, zasto ja zivim ovde.
Volim Srbiju, i nadam se da cemo dostici bar 50% nivoa Tirola u mnogim oblastima.
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@BrilliantMaps In Serbia people say: She is so young and already a Hungarian 😂
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Porn Stars Per Million People In Europe
What's going on with Czechia and Hungary?
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@mog_russEN M question: do they really make money selling these shit? Like, there are 20 of them. How much do they need to sell to survive one day? 1 bag? 3 bags?
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🚨 Why do street vendors in Europe use nets to display their products?
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@iskrenikomentar Ovde samo mora da se razjasni nesto: Nije problem u tome sta je uradila. Nije ni problem sto je ispracala nekome. Jedini je problem sto je ispala glupa i ispricala idiotu, koji je prosledio nekome. Sve drugo (cak i to sto prica kao kocijas), je njena licna stvar.
Vidim svi krenuli da osuđuju daru, ali niko da osudi "prijateljicu" koja je prosledila Darinu glasovnu koju joj je poslala u poverenju
@prijateljsvih Sve ok, ali koji retard moras da budes da snimas ovo i kacis na net?? Mislim, covek ima porodicu, drugare, posao…
@piersmorgan Chatgpt says City has 55% Ars 45% chances. You are done.
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If we win all 5, as we should, we will win the League because I don’t think City win all their 6. But if we don’t win all 5, we don’t deserve to win the League.
DailyAFC@DailyAFC
Arsenal’s remaining five Premier League games of the campaign are against teams in the bottom half of the table, and are all in London. 👀
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@stefidzax Ne razumem, gde tacno pise da heklanje nije za decake?? Ja sam u skoli morao da heklam i bilo je do jaja. Mislim, sve sto sam heklao je bilo sranje, ali ti pokreti su mi bili kao meditacija. Bas cu da kupim opremu za heklanje, skroz zaboravio da je do jaja.
e jbg, da mu jedna osoba sruši sve pored toliko ljudi koji ga podržavaju, nije sramota što dečak hekla, sramota je što je onakav čovek sveštenik
@pkcgm @netanyahu There is no Judeo Christian. Jews hate Us.
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@netanyahu I am Christian, I support Israel, one of three pillars of Western civilisation is judeo-christian pillar
Destroying Jesus on the cross is disrespectful act of barbarism and is not acceptable.
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As the Jewish state, Israel cherishes and upholds the Jewish values of tolerance and mutual respect between Jews and worshippers of all faiths. All religions flourish in our land and we view members of all faiths as equals in building our society and region.
Yesterday, like the overwhelming majority of Israelis, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon. I condemn the act in the strongest terms. Military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriately harsh disciplinary action against the offender.
While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East. Israel is the only country in the region that the Christian population and standard of living is growing. Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all. We express regret for the incident and for any hurt this has caused to believers in Lebanon and around the world.
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@TheSaint__80 Zelim da ti isplate duple pare za prvi maj, bote moj :)
@licensed2iII Želim ti sreću kod Marka. Za svinju je kasapin, za ljude hirurg.
@zuja_lica Ja mislim da je dobra ideja dati mladim ljudima oruzje u ruke. Taman ce lakse da se resimo hulje i ekipe.
Мирко је херој већинске Србије и неко ко само тражи своја права❤️🇷🇸
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