sam🐞

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

It's not a coincidence that the richest man in history is also the saddest, most pathetic, unlikeable cunt in history

@shesgotnosoul Ok but train daddy kind of ate

you can’t outdo the doer

when your dog dies and then everyone is a bitch to you and then it rains sideways??????? alright

@erinmhk doing beauty self care while drunk is actually so tea, makes me feel like a princess

drunkenly fell asleep in a copper hair mask sooooo I have copper hair for the next few washes

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

@KahanArchive Headed north too :(((((

@KahanArchive No Maine, Dan, or 23 hurts my soul :(

🐞| The Great Divide World Tour opening night setlist

I’m in Border town Back on alien ground I’m college kid With my windows down I’m an astronaut You’re the moon I stare at you I sing to you

missing this lil diva real bad :(

@lordesghoul hob might just be worse :(

Anything that’s not Aragon Ballroom

Everyone: you all hate Spencer because he’s not a Democrat Me: I have hated him since the early 2000s

Thinking about my Mexican coworker who learned English from a Polish teacher and developed a strong Eastern European accent. A beautiful Chicago story.

@kimpetras Kim blink twice if you’re gonna come out on stage with frost children at lolla for radio

wake that up

@NoahKahan Who???????????? I’ll kick em

We go way back is so sad that’s it’s been slept on

@infocharlixcx I’ll never forgive them for not releasing this mean girls remix

George Daniel doing a mashup of the 'Mean Girls' demo with some new song by Charli xcx (Card Declined): “Let's go shopping, I'll buy a handbag I'll buy some shoes, I'll buy a smile I'll buy some jewellery, a personality A whole backstory, card declined”

Of course you think the Governor's primary job should be to give free money to a football team. You are 12.

@charliyuri Omg is that a vanilla coke… taste

Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest