loved bug

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

Ok here’s a question. Wtf are you guys talking about all the time. Like when you’re getting dinner or at the bar or hanging out. What are you talking about. Why do I feel like I don’t know this.

Pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

I get kinda sad all the other species of humans went extinct :( couldve been the plug

The bread came out perfectly baked too. Im so lucky.

Literally locked myself out at work while I had bread in the oven and asked these homeless people to break in for me LOL. I was only locked out for 5 minutes

@delia_cai My mom frisbeeing plates out the window

now that we know about perimenopause do you guys ever stop and think about how crazy it is that that's why your poor mom and your puberty age self were trying to kill each other for like a few years there

Capricorn gf RSD bf

I solved fear. All you need to do is shrug

Like as a society…… We’re in the middle of the most absurd history book chapter bc of some rich people hubris. Future generations will wonder why we didnt burn more buildings

I don’t understand how something that threatens everything like our jobs, education, creative integrity so profoundly like AI doesn’t get immediately eradicated on sight

How it feels to have literally no one like your posts

Omg look at all the deer outside…….

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

Sometimes you experience a first at 25 just in time to give advice about it to a 20 year old. We all live in the world.

I really wanna play dress up games

Distant lover is the pastry cook’s theme song

I just kept thinking about it periodically and giggling. It don’t take much

2day at work I said it smelled salmon-y (bc I was washing the dishes) n my coworker went “Sorry that’s me 🤗😌” It changed the whole trajectory of my day