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Thread of threads I don't wanna forget about!!! :)

@ProZD Cheetos and hummus

@quantumslime How long did this take u

If I die Young Burry me in cashews Lay me down on a bed of Macadamias Sink me into almonds At dawn Send me away with the words of a nut song (Ah oh, ah oh)

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA OH MY GOD

R.I.P. iTunes: Apple will kill the clunky, but world-shattering, icon next week rol.st/2XhEtW4

In this sentence, "-ough" is pronounced nine different ways: A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed, houghed, and hiccoughed.

I’d like to publicly apologize to all those who I hurt thru my actions. I will strive to get better.

@knottedplanet What

I never feel more like a man than when I put dishes in the sink to "soak"

I GOT MY TWITTER BACK!!!! I lost all my activity from before I was 13, but I got the account back!!! Idk what to do because I've been using @lulumacki for months now, but I think I'll go back to this one?

Game of Thrones but told in the style of How I Met Your Mother.

@knottedplanet This is why I don't go to church

I really did just run into an old lady at church who wanted to talk to me in depth about her grandsons SAT experience and score

My friend told me I would never find love and get married. So I flew to his moms house and married her on the spot. Now that same friend is my stepson. True love always wins

@happierknj ur going to vidcon?

if i made something for Jc to give to him at vidcon (because i’m meeting him, i have hope) would anyone be a part of it?

If anyone is looking for someone to share a hotel room with for #vidcon pls HMU. My friends I usually stay with can't this year 😬. #VidConUS #vidcon2019

This might be the greatest video to ever surface on the internet twitter.com/ANDREW1ALBERTT…

Oh... what’s this?

@robertoblake The benefit is entertainment while also feeling like you are apart of something meaningful (with very little effort). People personally offended stand up for themselves without physical confrontation. I'm not defending, but I've been apart of cancel culture in the past.

Looking at internet culture today. The fascination with “canceling” ppl, as a way to punish them for something that has nothing to do with you, when you’re still getting what you signed on with them for... Makes no reasonable sense. What is the benefit? Maybe I’m just old.

@picklegurl02 Omg ur hair is like Disney princess hair

I posted these pictures to instagram and got three comments of people complementing me and I literally NEVER get those. I feel so confident 🤩

I CURRENTLY AM THE HIGHEST STREAMING BITCH ON @Spotify RIGHT NOW. LIKE... AT THIS VERY MOMENT MY MUSIC IS 100% THAT BITCH... YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN