Mark A. Di Carlo

Hate the player. Hate the game. Hate everything.

Once you've hit your deductible, you might as well go ahead and schedule that Marilyn Manson rib removal surgery.

tell your cat i said what up big gangsta

The same guys who run the McDonalds ice cream machines, runs the receipt machines at the gas pumps.

I'm getting to the age where every stairway could end up being a Stairway to Heaven.

@benonwine Tough to. He is strident and one sided. He sings about working class, fundamental values. And politically endorses bizarre moral practices and a political platform precisely antithetical to the values that he sings about. It's like schizophrenia.

I can’t deny it… Bruce Springsteen has made some absolutely incredible music that I absolutely love! 🎸 But honestly, I find his politics so distasteful now that it genuinely kind of ruins it for me. Can you separate the artist from their politics?

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school yearbook, I have some devastating news

I've said a Hail Mary for you. She's high up in the organization.

Don’t forget that everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, and with any luck it’ll stay that way.

Spends his time watching YouTube videos to learn how to do things for things he never intends to do.

RFK Jr: "Bill Gates DTP Vaccine was a DEADLY SCAM!" Gates begged the Danish government to fund his DTP vaccine rollout for 161 MILLION African children, bragging it would “save 30 million lives.” Instead… the data showed **vaccinated girls died at 10 TIMES the rate** of unvaccinated girls. TEN TIMES. This wasn’t a “mistake.” This was mass death disguised as charity. How many more children have to die before the world holds this man accountable?

I have never actually witnessed anyone lose when they snooze.

I'm not interested in the show "Making of a Murderer," but I'd watch "Making of a Pizza" all day.

You're a repeat offender. Interesting.

Repeatedly reading my own post just to drive the view count up.

Gonna post this instead of a profound observation of existence. Nobody checks

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Omg you’re back on Twitter! Me: Not now Neil.

The invisible hands of power behind every secret society? [shuffle cards] that’s me

You know own it's all over when they are remaking movies that you think of as new.

@citizenkawala Boomers did not own more than one car at a time. They did not eat out every night. They would save to buy a house. Millennial still don't get it.

Big Macs are 40% smaller and cost 1,500% more than they did in 1980. Boomers still don't get it.

*chases dreams *twists ankle *drowns to death in medical bills