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WE EVENTUALLY BECOME OUR PARENTS AT SOME POINT I remember when we were kids and we'd be opening the deep freezer anyhow and leaving it open for long without closing it and our parents would be yelling at us to close it because of the useless electricity we have in Nigeria. I used to get angry when they yelled at me. Fast forward to 2026. If you open my small fridge anyhow no, I promise you, I will give you flying nodding, walai talai. My afang soup is my most precious possession right now 😭

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just did a SURPRISE PHONE IN to the Artemis II astronauts following their slingshot around the moon “HELLO! A VERY special hello to Artemis II! Today, you've made HISTORY, and made ALL of America really proud. INCREDIBLY proud!” 🚀🇺🇸

@GBX_Press Yup It's those evil people

🚨 BREAKING Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez has officially announced the recognition of the State of Palestine, with East Jerusalem as its capital.

@LeadingReport That name doesn't sound American

BREAKING: Rep. Yassamin Ansari says she will introduce articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth.

@flames_collins Brooooooo My brain de always bring me back to my senses

I no fit even do Physical content like this Before i gather reach 10 empty bottles my brain don tell me say na mumu thing i wan do😅

@Daytobehappy He's a stupid cunt

Prince William called Islam a religion of peace. My mother would love to disagree but her remains were in that building coming down!

@Enojnr_ Same here

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

@islemonjuice Exactly

These are Fulani people from Niger 🇳🇪, they are aliens in our land, they are literally going to be problem for us. I'm not happy seeing this at all, learning your language is Fulani style of penetrative tactics her children will start dragging lands with Natives in few years to come. We have a Fulani Jihad conquest is crazy people are not seeing the dangers of these Borderless Africa.

@0hour1 Another one?

Leaked Intel Ayatollah is in a coma, according to sources on the ground.

@0hour1 Trump is destroying them

Countries are now ignoring Iran and driving tankers through the Strait of Hormuz.

@zazavvz Juju

Wow

@Thurgood_stubbz I wanted to run mad now until I checked and saw you're in the states... Was beginning to think Nigerian girls have become good people Happy birthday my guy

My birthday is tomorrow and my gf spoiled me today after church with some food and surprised me with some new shoes. Still getting used to being treated kindly. But today was a good day I’m happy. (34 tomorrow)

@KatKanada_TM They know the dangers, that's why they're doing it

Why do leftists ignore the dangers of allowing Islam en masse into the West?

@TheBabylonBee 🤣

NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’ buff.ly/TMaa2Wj

@0hour1 That was fast

It's Tuesday, and it's begun.

🚨 JUST IN: A patriot in Memphis just PHOTOBOMBED CNN with a sign saying “Democrats Destroyed Memphis,” as the National Guard begins arriving The back of the sign says “Thank you, President Trump.” This man just singlehandedly DESTROYED the BS narrative CNN was pushing

@outsports I am a muslim who loves pork

These 10 LGBTQ Christian athletes have come out in sports outsports.com/2024/12/24/241…

@currentiyke Are you just clocking it?

Sowore is working for APC

@evrlastingtaker @Iam_sistabibi @Ekitipikin 😭😭😭🤣🤣 Wounding

@Iam_sistabibi @Ekitipikin So you want him to settle for less EEEHH???

Can you take care of my bills ?

@Ekitipikin Snake bite no pass like this

@BRICSinfo He's a sell out

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Tucker Carlson slams US President Trump for mocking Islam. "No President should mock Islam."