Michael Markoch

It’s funny, a lot of you have wanted to pin all the failures of the past four seasons on Kevin Stefanski ever since Baker failed. Now Haslam is doing the same thing and you want to your words back? Pretty rich if you ask me. Because that’s what this is and what it looks like.

Because the Browns are implementing a new offensive system and holding a competition for QB1 that Todd Monken has said personally he’d like decided before camp, there’s no way Watson isn’t the starter, guys. He’s the veteran in the room, he’s going to learn it quicker, 100%.

Ah yes, the world’s greatest flip-flopper has flip-flopped once again. You guys didn’t actually believe he meant that “swing and a miss” thing, did you? Oh, you all are so gullible. I’ve been saying for months Watson’s going to start, and he is 🤷‍♂️

Still the worst offense in baseball, we just have a cool player now 🤷‍♂️

Get Kayfus outta there, man. Holy smokes, he’s awful and it’s not his fault, he shouldn’t be playing freaking left field.

Scheyer is going to get a call from Coach K tonight and unfortunately for him, he’s going to have to answer it. What happened at the end of the game falls on coaching. It can’t happen.

Onions!

We’re having a circular conversation. There hasn’t been one independent thought surrounding this situation. So I’ll give you one. I think the relationship is over. I think Myles Garrett has made it clear, privately, that he’s not playing here anymore and will sit out if needed.

I accepted how good Michigan basketball was three months ago so it doesn’t even bother me anymore. They’re phenomenal and could easily win it all. Arizona will be the best team they’ve played all year and vice versa, should be an all out war.

Guardians fans deserve Chase DeLauter. I feel like we’ve been getting fooled with prospects for too long. I’m just so happy he’s healthy and actually here.

I kid you not, that’s one of the best swings put on a baseball I’ve ever seen. I don’t think we’ll ever appreciate enough how ridiculous this is.

He is not from this planet.

Ultimate Guards Ball moment leads into the easiest oppo pop homer I’ve ever seen from Chase DeLauter. This team is hilarious 😂

The Guardians have done nearly everything wrong tonight outside of two-out hitting and are somehow winning this game. Sometimes that’s all it takes.

The Guardians rotation is an issue, it was always going to be an issue. They’re scared of contact, all of them. Their stuff bails them out at times, but that’s a dangerous game. I don’t feel confident that any of them are going to get us a win when they’re out there.

Why did the Mariners start their ace in game three?

The starting pitching the Guardians have had to face out of the gate this season is just completely unfair. Only have to face the Dodgers top two next week as well 🙄 The schedule makers won’t see the pearly gates.

I’ll allow it if you call me a casual, but I forgot for a second there that David Fry can catch, I really did 😂

I did a project in college where we I had to simulate moving to other cities and calculate costs and stuff and I fully convinced myself I want to live in Charleston, SC someday. I get it.

I’m pinch-hitting for @earldapearl_216 until noon with @Spencito_. Come hang out!