Chimie Changa

HA! GETS OUTTA HERE!

IT'S ALL SOFT N' STUFFS! *Chimie glares daggers at the pumpkin salespony* GIMME THE GOODS! LIKE, THE REAL GOOD STUFFS! *hoofslam!*

*she shrugs* That's, like, normal for me n' y'knows it! *Chimie scoops up several pieces of paper and stacks them back on her desk*

It's gonna go fines, Krassie, I knows it! *she shuts the folder* Iff'n they wants to takes my stuffs, I'll makes 'em sees how much it sucks!

Iff'n she hops in, I'll deals with her myselfs, n' I thinks I can prolly be pretty convincin'! *she giggles at @mlp_Krasus* Y'gots anythin' else ya're worrieds about?

I guess? They're, like, definitely no funs most of the times! *Chimie looks up* But, like, I'm nots super worrieds about Skimmie. 'Sides, she prolly wouldn'ts takes whatever we're doin' serious. She's prolly too busy to!

Whats? Skimmie is a princess? I half thoughts that was just some kinda weirdo thingy that gots made up! *Chimie cups her chin* I wonders how that happened.

I gots a meetin' with all the cloudie farmers, weather wranglers, n' monsoon makers that didn't jumps in with the big weather snooter next Saturday. Iff'n that goes goods, we're movin' to step three!

Then I think it'd be good iff'n this workeds out, right? *she nods* Plus I gots the gimmick n' names thoughts up n' stuffs too!

I'd thinks ya'd gets to flaunts that over all yar sisters!

Suuuuuure. *Chimie rolls her eyes* Aaaaaaanyways, I thinks bugbug mama woulds prolly thinks ya're, like, some sorta amazin' bugbug, n' she'd also prolly likes havin' some kinda sway over huge thingy over errybody, right?

Imagine iff'n CWF failed, and me, a mare-y who doesn't minds bugbugs, more or less did the weather of Equestria now. *she smugly crosses her hooves* And iff'n ya were to, y'knows, helps that happen...

I don't talks about 'em, but my family dids cloudie farmin' on my dad's side, buuuuuut we're not gonna talks about him! *she takes a deep breath* Anyways, I kinda thoughts ya'd thinks like that, sooooo I thought up somethin' else that'd comes with it.

Oh, n' my favorite part - It's gonna be riiiiiight next to CWF when it's done!

OH TARTARUS- *She grits her teeth, flips open the folder, and points several times* KRASSIE, IT'S PROGRESS FOR WHAT I'VE BEENS WORKIN' ON - WEATHER WAREHOUSE! CLOUDIE FARMIN', BIGS WORDS THAT PONIES LIKES!

Kay, n' what do y'thinks is in the papers?

Errrrr, kinda sorta, IFF'N THE FACE IS WHAT THEY DOES! *with an impish smile, she points down* What do y'thinks is in the folder, mare-y?

IFF'N THOSE SNOOTS WANNA TRIES TO MAKES TACOS N' HOTS FOODS ALL LAMESAUCE- *she kicks a big stack of papers off her desk, reaches back, and slides a folder forward* THEN IT'S TIMES TO HITS 'EM WHERE IT HURTS!

*Chimie leaps onto her desk and shoves her mitt just inches from the "mare"* KRASSIE, DESTROYS ISN'T ENOUGHS TO DESCRIBE WHAT I'MMA DOES TO 'EM!

So I did some thinkin', some smashin', n' some trips to Cloudiesdale, n' I thinks I gots a plan that'll either works, or I'm prolly gonna gets wrecked!