Rob Zombase

@MajesticMerry You were in my city!?

This year I have been to: Seattle, Gig Harbor, Yakima WA Las Vegas NV Kansas City MO and KS Minneapolis MN Edinburgh, Scotland Auckland & Rotorua, New Zealand And of course, Tucson AZ. I’m tired! Next up: Denver!

Me or Kristi Noem’s husband?

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Here’s the live action shots I took while running past the rattlesnake

My neighbor who knows nothing about nothing and even less than that: At least there won’t be snakes out. Too cold. Me: Uh Me: There’s a rattlesnake

@klseaboldt Why are pitchers so bad at throwing any time they're not throwing an actual pitch

Eric Trump just released a video of what he says will be the Trump Presidential Library in Miami.

@Baddie_Blondie_ Hey back! 👋

Just a lil introduction/verification 😇 now say hello back! 👋

@youlooklikeamom Can I check you out?

Hi, welcome to your job at Home Depot. You can check out your items now we do have an employee who will be checking all your work because we don’t like thieves. We don’t like thieves enough to pay someone to check you out, however

Have you tried putting on an 80’s movie about it?

@danielleRoyalKC Lugo needs to throw a no hitter

We need some positive momentum and STAT

I was ready to give free victory titties, too but Q says we can't have nice things

I just wanted to share my cute romper 🥰🤍🥂

@youlooklikeamom That's why you need a wheelbarrow, so you have a place to put your shit

Listen to me if I have to assemble the wheelbarrow I will lost my shit

POV you see me at a party (I couldn’t figure out how to add boobs)

@Jessicasquared9 Yes, it is now!! 😍🥰

Happy Friday!💜💋☀️

I’m suspicious of people who don’t eat with their fingers.

@ThexyBeatht_2 White peach

What flavor of margarita pairs best with fk this shit?

@SamMcDowell11 They are going to have a plan in place before the Royals announce a new stadium site

Jackson County Executive Phil LeVota is creating a committee to determine the future of the Truman Sports Complex. Hopes to have a plan in place by August-September.