hi im back bc i watched heated rivalry

this is so funny i'm ngl

@hollanovcat in my heart jane is butch and doesnt wear makeup (maybe a tinted moisturizer at most) lily loves a smoky eye and a berry/wine lipstick, and jane is always having to scrub lipstick marks off her own face

draft pick what type of makeup would fem hollanov have GOGOGOGO

@discohollander i would love to be in the unc chat 🙏

i will create the regular unc gc’s (25-28) later today, please bear with me fellow uncs 🧡

@buckbuckg0ose hi hello i am an “actual csa survivor” ✌️

this is not canon and undermines the experiences of actual csa survivors. having sex as a 14 year old is not inherently csa. Adolescents can consent to sex with peers.

yay!!

@coolsummer2000s @ilyaslestat he explains in one of his therapy sessions that he started having sex at age 14

@monodramatic_ @ilyaslestat wait please give me context, i don't remember anymore

ilya canonically being a csa survivor

@euphmesia @ilyaslestat children cannot consent

@monodramatic_ @ilyaslestat Yeah no one talks about that because it didn’t happen, he was 14 when he started having sex, nowhere is it ever implied any of it wasn’t consensual

@THELANDLEOPARD @ilyaslestat he mentions in tlg that he started having sex at 14, including having sex with his brothers girlfriend

@monodramatic_ @ilyaslestat when

Ill let you in on a little secret: Not only do I choose PIV; but it is the reason I don’t want bottom surgery And it isn’t degrading, you'd know if you had had sex that if your partner respects you; sex isn't degrading

24 / 81 #hollanov #heatedrivalry

@hollanovst i think ilyas cyrillic signature is absolutely gorgeous, and his signature with latin letters is… less gorgeous. so mostly he just signs in cyrillic. ilya signs И. Розанов, shane signs Hollander #24

genuine question, what do yall guys think shane and ilya’s signatures look like

@bibbleb00 meanwhile i saw the original post and immediately thought abt us making our little autism trades

"this is just conversation" my fav nd experience is when u try to talk abt anything u feel like ur doing wrong and then ppl come outta the woodworks to make sure u know ur an annoying idiot for not always knowing which behaviors are normal or not. aka. A Key Factor of Being Nd

@transshollander see also: “jackies what?” “pregnant” “AGAIN?”

Shane asking inappropriate questions because he can’t read a room is the most scene I’ve ever felt in an autistic character

@pidgesnsfw101 bottom ilya is SO TASTY and i pity the section of this fandom who isnt into them switching

shane topping ilya finally for the first time, a year into their marriage. it was really good, obviously, because they've only ever had fantastic sex. but even though they're "done", something is still missing. then, ilya rolls over onto his stomach, stretching out. there it is.

@ilyarpf bush (neatly trimmed)

are you a shaved or bush shane pussy truther?

at the press conference for the all-star game in nashville, when ilya stammered, it was because he didn’t understand the question. shane realized that right away, nudged ilya’s leg for permission & ilya subtly nodded. after shane answered, ilya nudged his leg back in appreciation

@hollanovcat tuna melt gate

if i were to do more scenes of hr but hollanova which ones would you guys like to see?

i havent posted abt this yet but ive decided rose landry is a trans woman

@pidgesnsfw101 one of my favorite things is that russia DOES have loons, and they are literally everywhere EXCEPT MOSCOW OBLAST. this man has never been anywhere else in russia.

@monodramatic_ he thinks lizards are cute but if a bird lands too close to him he holds onto shane like a lifeline

ilya rozanov is scared of spiders and other various bugs and no one can change my mind. he screams really loud and will beg shane to come and kill them or take them away while pressing himself into the furthest possible point from them.