Mr. M.J.Moth

Would this scheme survive judicial review?

My response to a blog article on STONCH's Beer Blog stonch.co.uk/2015/09/right-…

Bank holiday messed with my mind and I didn't put the bins out. Balls.

@MesserBest when in Rome...

@mothmun thought I made the world's greatest macaroni cheese but only top 20. Sodding Lurpak.

Can you make a roux with Lurpak? About to find out. Gripping stuff.

@Yokeronian @mothmun @fergusmc I know all the Evening Standard winners off by heart. Orange Tree richmond 76, Angel 77, Old Ship 78, Oak 79

@Yokeronian @fergusmc The Oak.

@jeffreyjohnbell I'd like to think we'd qualify for the new state sponsored Intellectual Class.

@jeffreyjohnbell It's brilliant isn't it? Can't wait until Corbyn is the Glorious Leader and none of us have to ever work again...

Not convinced the local paper has struck the right tone in it's coverage of a break-in here

Yesterday I was sent emails from both Jeremy Corbyn and John Lewis. Living the dream.

@ArthurJScargill you're a knocked kneed wanker with an unfashionable haircut.

@_amusebouche_ hopes there's an annual first donning, complete with artisan market and some evening fireworks.

Nothing says "Cheshire" more than a woman in Lycra and baseball cap driving a car too large to go any further down the road.

Just been chucking at some mug who thought it was Friday on my timeline then discovered it *was* Friday and now rethinking my life choices.

To put your bad day into perspective, there’s someone parked up by Knutsford Moor trying to flog ice cream in the pissing rain.

The greatest conspiracy of the modern age is the one where everyone pretends dishwashers actually clean things.

@MesserBest ...and their cask was £3.20