bumper bowie🏔️

@tonyescargot all I strive for in this life is tony escargot’s approval🥹

@mounteeev Tony loves it.

TOTTing

@maddygrahaml I mean true. But. They can still bully me

@mounteeev girl no, have you seen th shit men on here tweet?

I am always hesitant when I hockey tweet bc I’m scared someone is going to reply wrong! bad, bad opinion! stupid little girl! you are not a knower of puck! your soul is black and brain is small!

@vladarism I’ll kill him anyways my hatred for dvo has no bounds

@mounteeev okay wait dont kill him i can give him jersey number ideas

kill christian dvorak please let porter martone keep his number I am not playing these games

@vladarism EXAAACTLY

@mounteeev i have never related more to a tweet i hold back from tweeting shit so bad bc of that fear

POWER PLAY GOAL!!!! are we goated?

@_katecarr and it did

That “Porter Martone has signed his ELC” announcement tomorrow is gonna hit like crack

@luchbonkey “the point” was piss off everest

I want denver to score a goal so bad he was so close

when porter martone is in philadelphia

@BerryNarukami very very very very good he is the goat and I love him dearly

Hockey oomfs is this good

@chefbriere Nikita Grebenkin

all of you who don’t know my name. what vibe do i give off. don’t say danny i actually want to know

@chefbriere my new least favorite tweet on the platform you win!

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#jacknesbitt #carrot

@iheartsnoopy40 @chefbriere

@mounteeev @chefbriere dedicated to the hate

do i even have to say it

@iheartsnoopy40 @chefbriere I am❤️❤️❤️❤️

@chefbriere Yeah you have to say it #notacelebrity #L

sidney crosby is teetering on the edge of retirement and here comes this grating, agitating voice with a claude giroux poster in his basement