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@beatrixvox @Jackkk He's wasting more time trying to look younger than he is spending just enjoying life. In the end, time is more precious than fleeting looks.

@Jackkk He is right maybe

Bryan Johnson reveals why he uses an umbrella even when it’s not raining and UV levels are low “90% of physical skin aging is from the sun, so this is a UV umbrella protecting me”

@JamesCageWhite M is fate.

I'm eating sausage as reward, very yummy very tasty i like it

@sonemic @PONDband For the past 2 days, when I click on an artist, rym takes me to a different artist page every time. I am not the only one experiencing this issue.

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Did Quentin Tarantino forget he made a movie with Channing Tatum in it before he called Paul Dano a bad actor?

@catturd2 When did Trump deliver all his promises from the first term?

@SerenityNowUwU @Karmichael3rd FAK YUUUU!!!!

@Karmichael3rd Karmic its been alleged that you bought a cheap halloween mask that dosent resemble wjat you qctually wanted, how do you address this controversy?

No show tonight. Tuckered out from traveling, but some good news, found the mask online and it's on the way. Hope to have a stream going tomorrow morning, bright and early.

@chadzumock So, you're NOT taking a sabbatical?

@AnthonyCumia Or

Hair transplants have gotten amazing over the years. If you have the means, I highly recommend you picking some up.

@chadzumock So cringe and not necessary describes your entire comedy career.

These Aaron scheduled tweets are so cringe and not necessary.

@chadzumock Funny, because you've actually done way worse crimes than Aaron.

This looks like a terrible place to watch the Vikings game.

@ramzpaul Your posts have become increasingly retarded the past couple years or so.

Trump is following the path of LBJ. Johnson inherited the Vietnam War from Kennedy, a war he never wanted. But Johnson’s ego would not allow him to walk away from Vietnam. He feared that would make him appear weak. As such, Johnson escalated the war and it cost him the presidency.

@Nero Well, look who it is @patdixon

Laura Loomer was obsessed with New York’s “Cannibal Cop,” following him around the country and even doing internet game shows in the hope of winning a date with him. Eventually, her friends had to stage an intervention. That’s right. She was TOO CREEPY FOR THE CANNIBAL COP.

@ChrissieMayr Okay, Frank.

Temple Of The Dog was better than both Pearl Jam and Soundgarden

@RealAlexJones @realstewpeters Who's behind the Islamic invasion into the west, Alex?? Hint, it's not organic...

@realstewpeters No I think nuclear war is number one threat. I am not for Israel or islam. If you think the expansion of Islam is not a big deal, you must not know about the Crusades or been to London lately.

Laura Loomer and Alex Jones will have you believe that the greatest threat to our country is “radical Islam”, and that’s because they both serve the same master. They’re the same person, in different skin suits.

I guess I joined Twitter 15 years to the day that Charlie Kirk got shot and killed: Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary BTW, I joined Twitter not X...

@libsoftiktok I thought @Zak_Bagans lived in America...

This is a police chief in the UK who will arrest you for memes Not kidding

My mother cuts hair for me . I’m not balding 👨‍🦲

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"I want to bill Eve." -debt collection agent Fox Mulder, probably

I wasn't anywhere near ozzy osbourne at all i have never ever saw him in person at all