don't call me Joseph

if i don't get cum after this Atleti Barca game nothing will ever make me

@centredevils agreeing with carra for once

🚨🚨🎙️| Jamie Carragher on Lisandro Martinez’s red card: “He's going for the ball and he's almost grappling. He's trying to grab onto something and he's caught the back of his hair - it could've been his hair or anything. He's got him for about half a second.  I don't think any football fan, manager or player is thinking 'that's a red card'. Everybody is looking at that and thinking 'oh come on, that is not a red card, behave yourself'.”

reading that in your voice adds comedic relief

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

kuna njaa kama mnakula fisi

@_justvic1 Ata sahii unaeza go online pick things up, I see you behind the successful music career of an artist. Your music online ni elite already

Eventually when shit has made sense and life is lifing I'll study music just to understand it. The theories behind music and everything and anything that makes music music. Hata sitaki kuwa msanii😂😂just disgustingly knowledgeable in the field.

@bethTmufc Shouldn't be seen anywhere near United

Excited to watch Lewis-Skelly in this game given the United transfer rumours

we will wait patiently

Arsenal's season

Out there putting in the 10 thousand hours. This 5 minutes i ate dick like a mf

How is it possible you eat dick on stage one night and kill the next night with the same material.

@TheNairobiTimez I love this side chick, confident at one point the wife doubted herself. The man the biggest pussy this could have been 15 minutes of pure entertainment

A heated domestic confrontation has sparked widespread online debate after a woman recorded herself engaging in a bold conversation with her husband’s alleged side chick inside her matrimonial home. In the viral video, the woman is heard questioning the other lady about her relationship with her husband, leading to a tense exchange. In a surprising twist, the alleged side chick confidently claims that “dating a married man is not a crime in Kenya,” a statement that has since ignited mixed reactions across social media platforms. Video 👇📽️

Hours before going on stage, the nerves, the different scenarios playing in your head like why do i do this to myself, is my material even funny. Delusion island.

nico rosberg won a championship and retired max Verstappen has four and could retire now and still be one of the best drivers in f1 history.

@jam3ss_xiv genuinely sad , max could not come back after 4 weeks

This is so sad walai

Arteta is playing a master stroke here