Zoe Melpomene : ∀a. Void → a

Find me at cohost.org/mzero. I'll probably be mzero on mastodon too, once I get around to making one.

@welltypedwitch this should have been -1 `mod` 4 > -1, but it's 3:30 am

@welltypedwitch >try an old programming language >ask what the precedence of unitary negation is >they don't understand >pull out diagram explaining what -XNoLexicalNegation is >they laugh and say "it's a good unary negation' >-1 % 4 >-1

Gaia Project -> fantasy Terra Mystica -> sci-fi

mwah

@sidhe_her I was wrong. She of course already knows all about throat depth.

@sidhe_her this tweet is going to break my gf who studies c. elegans

another day at work trying to concentrate on microscope specs, another day wishing they came up with something else to call it instead of "throat depth"

Anyways, here is some Haley 🤒 #StardewValley

From @ordnung@chaos.social

@microsoft_worm literally my gf's mom

i don’t think the average floridian is really factoring in how much drowning sucks, as far as ways to die go

@microsoft_worm what I did was put it off long enough that I gave up hope of ever actually dealing with and developed a studied detachment from caring about it

does anyone have a good strategy for indexing miscellaneous unorganized hard drive content at scale (possibly involving LLMs for tagging PDFs and other unmarked files)? have given up on trying to do this manually

"algorithms were invented in 825 AD by scientist Mohammed Algorithm" sounds like a batshit insane sentence but is literally completely accurate

Lead Scavenger Eleni

@SusanPotter the phone so they you end up having to drive all the way back out to ask in person only for them to basically tell you to go fuck yourself

@SusanPotter and then you can't transfer the script because it's a schedule 2 and the pharmacy it got sent to only fills 20 days instead of 30 because they ran out and they don't bother to mention it and when you're trying to find out why you only have 20 when you get home they don't answer

@microsoft_worm lol

(if any potential employers are seeing this tweet: no you aren’t)

ngl i kind of need three ghosts to visit me

getting fired and rehired at my job to update my work email address

she figured it out 🥹

@pupOnSecurity might know someone you could sneak you in to lick SPARC

THEY WOULDNT LET ME LICK IT

just girls stuff

@hd_nvim Why stop there? (Sadly not allowed by standard C, but tcc accepts it.)