needsjello
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needsjello
@needsjello
i love validation i hate myself everything i post is a joke unless it's serious the ppl you stan would think you're ugly

Alcaraz is completely detached from reality He fits the stereotype of the uneducated dumb athlete perfectly

What is the most famous opening line in poetry?

The story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection


carlitos on his clay season schedule: “monte carlo, barcelona, madrid, rome… that’s the plan. it’s very demanding physically and mentally. barcelona might be the week i should rest, but it’s a very special tournament for me. i’ve been playing there since i was under 14, i have a lot of friends there and it feels like home.” “but my main goal is to take care of my body as much as possible and try to play the whole clay season.”

Voy con mis predicciones de la gira 🇲🇨 Montecarlo: Alcaraz 🇪🇸 Madrid: Sinner 🇮🇹 Roma: Alcaraz 🇫🇷 Roland Garros: Sinner Las vuestras?








I’m tired. My house keeper loves watching tv. I’ve told her many times to sit down and watch with me but she won’t listen. She just smiles and leaves. Then a while later I see her sneaking back to watch. So I’ve learnt to sit still so she doesn’t know I can see her watching, sometimes I’m pressed but I can’t get up. Oti su mi 🤣









