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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees…
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@nonbinaryfenris
leading pacinologist, dragon age 2 apologist; very manly muppet, commie, chaser4chaser, obesity promoter, bobby deerfield is 10/10 truther
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@tranz_schubert "most male baristas" Not for long.
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cίsgender bisexual man who acts like a gay guy but primarily fucks with women… deeply deeply malicious personality archetype. deceitful and narcissistic. invariably extremely sexy but evil to the core. see also justin trudeau, most male baristas, bowie, etc
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This is why I keep having dreams where I kill my mother's husband violently
EarthtoGazelle@EarthToGazelle
This is why so many autistic people have auto immune disorders btw. Especially women.
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@idkijustthibk I doubt this
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I thought I’d look like a girl with HRT but I look like a beautiful hairless man with tits
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Getting a suit so that you can go to your cousin's wedding in several months is so horrible if you're not skinny because they'll be like yep we have a 7-in drop in pants to jacket for some reason.
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
trans guy don draper be like yeah the chest scars are from war . no yeah my dick got blown off too. yuuuuup
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
ZIONIST SCUM DEAD ON THE FIRST DAY OF EID
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Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
@Devon_OnEarth And they have to live longer
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
I've said it before and I'll say it again: If we could whip up a flightless bumblebee the size of a small dog it'd be an insanely popular pet
Jamie@metamacky
i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
@spider_butch My dad LOVES flowers. He'd LOVE getting flowers especially if he could plant them. He had a big ass hibiscus bush he grew from seeds. They're a PLANT!
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@spider_butch it's a plant. I don't really want flowers but it's a PLANT.
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Chuck Norris jokes are pretty fascinating bc they started as a way of making fun of him (the same way you'd make fun of a Steven Seagal movie where he's an invincible badass with no flaws) but over time it just became "this guy is genuinely badass" bc no one watched his movies
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Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees… retweeté
Chuck Norris was a huge asshole so whatever but we are rapidly running out of living figures who fought Bruce Lee on screen. That’s about the only mourning I’ll do here.
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One of those dog doppelganger stories but the old lady it was going to eat or whatever cooks fresh very nutritionist approved meals every day and the doppelganger is just like Annie "I think I'm gonna like it here" while the dog is chilling with the fairies
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